Method to My Madness

[bugrainbowzdoodlez]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3496595

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This Fic by @serendipitousdescent is so good and I really love the aesthetic of it all, so i decided to make what I think Uzumaki Rin would look like in sage mode!

[serendipitousdescent]

CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING ART!

[argumate]

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

[hearthstoneblitz]

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death

[glumshoe]

What would it take for someone to sell you three “magic beans” for $10 at a farmer’s market?

Specifically, what kind of person would you buy magic beans from? You have no way of knowing if the beans are actually magical - they probably aren’t. But just how colorful a character would a magic bean salesman have to be before you willingly spent $10 for the experience of buying magic beans from an eccentric stranger?

[glumshoe]

I wouldn’t buy $10 magic beans from a young man with an undercut and suspenders with sailor tattooes on his forearms. He might be a nice guy - maybe I’d be friends with him. But I would not spend $10 for the experience of purchasing magic beans from him, unless they were actual real magic beans and he could prove that.

I might buy $10 magic beans from a small child in a wizard costume. It depends. Maybe if they’re really committed to the role - then I’m purchasing the privilege of interacting with them.

I might but $10 magic beans from an incredibly sexy, mysterious lady with long opera gloves and glittering eyes, but probably not - I might give her money just for smiling at me but I don’t think she’d really have the right vibe for selling magic beans. Potions, yes. Not beans.

I’d probably buy magic beans from a wild-haired, cheerful witch in overalls and mud boots, but that wouldn’t really be about the beans, it’d be about finding excuses to talk to her.

I’d absolutely buy magic beans from a toothless old person dressed entirely in hot pink or chartreuse who answered my questions with rambling non-sequiturs and told me long, scandalous, scientifically impossible stories about how things used to be.

[thededfa]

I would buy three magic beans from the white haired woman who sits on the back of her pickup with dozens of jars of jelly laid out on a table in the abandoned fair ground. She doesn’t sell jelly; she sells potted plants. If you compliment her on her wooden sandals though, she will give you a jar of jelly. She asks if my children are twins every week, and is disappointed they aren’t twins every week. I would buy three magic beans for $10 from her.

On another note, I have traded a crocheted snowflake for ten acorns with a small, barefoot, blonde child in a white dress I encountered in the woods. Two of the acorns sprouted on the way home and I now have them growing in pots.

[221cbakerstreet]

dude at some point the signs for the goblin market and the farmer’s market in your town got switched but your fae are too polite to say anything when you keep coming back

[lauravian]

Happy Yuuri day everyone! 💕

[rhymewithrachel]

:)

[ionomycin]

kitty familiars

[serendipitousdescent]

if you’re the sort of person who refuses to eat their meal because I forgot to bring you extra lemons, then what the fuck

if you’re also the sort of person who orders something else, then refuses to eat that because you didn’t you wanted bbq sauce with it, then screw you

but if my coworkers overhear you bragging about how much trouble you’re going to get me in, then you shouldn’t even be coming to restaurants. at all. an empty table would be preferable.

[user-not-404]

A cat crown instead of a flower crown for Kuroo-san!

Happy Birthday!

[okaykois]

king

[szajnie-deactivated20220907]

For @dimancheetoile 

[lesbiantahani]

a lesbian: idk she just doesnt seem interested :/

someone: did u like, talk to her

a lesbian:

a lesbian: do what

[wavesxbabes]

literally me

[collegecatholic]

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

[serendipitousdescent]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: Realm of My Love

Author: serendipitousdescent

Relationships: Konan/Nohara Rin

Prompt: 4. Novice Witch

Word Count: 1813

Mission: D Rank

Summary:

If this doesn’t work, then Rin will slowly bring the books stacked ceiling-high in her bedroom back to the library. And she hates even the thought of abandoning her new found magic, but she’ll ask Kushina to tutor her instead of fumbling through these texts alone.

Success is her only option, regardless of how long or difficult the path.

@uzushi0

[nachurart]

It’s Lev and Tokoyami’s birthday today!!! They get to celebrate it together every year hahaha~☺️🎉💕 Tokoyami is very weak to Lev.. it’s like staring directly at a sun…he cannot do it! He also can’t reject Lev very well because Lev thinks Tokoyami is the coolest man ever…!! His heart is moved by compliments..! What an unlikely friendship!😭👏 [Do not repost / edit / redistribute / etc]

[death-420]

monecrafdt…

[novmain-deactivated20191123]

we’ve learned to love him…………

[novmain-deactivated20191123]

HE IS NOT ALONE

[trans-rights-cowboy]

I can’t believe it’s tumblr 2018 and we just saw three pictures of the same image in a row without him doing it to us

[kh-info-block]

Well, damn, when you put it that way…

[advanced-procrastination]

5 ½ Kingdom Hearts games