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2 Samuel 7:22

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Lord, help me to be content with being uncomfortable

#my prayer for today #also I had my first real spiritual direction meeting today #and it was good #but also #i have so many things to consider #Lord help me pls #personal

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Please pray for me

#prayer request

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On coming home to the Church

As of tonight I am officially a revert to Catholicism. I went to Confession and Mass tonight for the first time in almost 3 years. I am starting the process of having my marriage recognized by the church, my husband is not a fan of this though. Pray for me y'all?

Also, I am torn between leaving this blog and starting another or just purging this blog and continuing on with this blog. Which would y'all recommend?

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This is so beautiful! Welcome home!!! ❤️

#prayer request #yay!!!

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If you pray can you please pray for me? I slipped and fell on the ice and I absolutely CANNOT go to the doctor until tomorrow. I cannot have an injury right now, I just can’t. I didn’t hit my head or anything but I think I have other injuries and I don’t feel well. Please pray it’s just some bumps and bruises, just thinking about a back injury again is making me shake uncontrollably, I just fear it so so much

#prayer request

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I worked at a McDonald’s in the Vatican City and we had a two hour ceremony every morning wherein we presented the Pope with a chicken sandwich.

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Let’s work to make this dream a reality

Prayer Request for a special intention

God put something kind of difficult on my heart this weekend, which requires a lot of discernment on my part. Prayers are greatly appreciated! Thank you, friends!

#prayer request #personal #send help pls #also any tips on discernment are welcome #i have my first official meeting with my spiritual director tomorrow #so that should also help #but #other advice is gr8ly appreciated #catholic #christian

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To the person reading this:

God wants you to know that you are worth fighting for.

brb not going on Facebook until people stop posting pictures of that Momo thing because it's creepy af and freaks me out

#personal #are the pictures necessary??

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#wanderlust

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WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

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@caesarianconfection

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I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

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….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

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it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

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I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

captainlordauditor

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

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it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics