suck it blue

finn - he/him - aus overwatch, roosterteeth, a bunch of other stuff

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[weedass]

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

[wizardjpeg]

and btw the seas are fully dried up

[loveamongthesailors]

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

how would the bus driver know when to stop

[whitepeopletwitter]

[erogeproxy]

Headfooter 

Hieronymus Bosch, The Garden of Earthly Delights, 1515

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

No fucking way

[zennistrad]

16th Century goomba

[wilwheaton]

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[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Collection

[emetitur]

dinraal

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I've decided to do less thinking

[knight-of-time64-deactivated202]

What for

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mental health

[frawgs]

urban outfitters is smoking dick if they think i’m gonna pay 400$ for cum shorts

[weenis]

outfit idea 😳😳

[aflo]

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things-2]

NONONO

[weirdness-is-good]

Just make a DIY version. Don't be a coward.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[luckgandor-remaking-deactivated]

my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person

[luckgandor-remaking-deactivated]

actual ways to fish in botw:

-shooting the fish with a bow and arrow (this is the only actual irl fishing method in the entire game)

-bombs

-creating pillars of ice beneath the fish and then picking them up as they flop around

-swimming really fast and grabbing them presumably with your bare hands and/or teeth

-swimming really fast and chasing them until they beach themselves and then picking them up

-electrocuting the water with magic weapons

-wearing rubber armour and metal equipment and sitting in the water and waiting for lightning

not actual ways to fish in botw:

-rod and line

-a net

[ketthens3-deactivated20241215]

You ever needed to peep at someone’s willy so bad you’ve ripped the stall divider off in a blood rage?

[rcktpwr]

this generation so obsessed with their phones that they dont even bother to look at each others cocks anymore well IM NOT HAVING IT

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catfish-whiskers]

really vibing with this advertisement i just got

like if u would vibe with them too

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

[ecthecat]

good idea

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

[ursulaklegay]

such as?

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

have gay sex

[feministism]