fumblin n bumbling

cosplaying as one of those performative-profound blogs

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spam blog because i needed a place to spam all of my thoughts without bothering my friends. those niche blog celebrities who have those profound posts and get featured on youtube short minecraft parkour voiceover videos are my idols.

tags and what they mean:

#everything traces back to geography -> thoughts about politics

#dang whose kid is this -> thoughts about children

#all them paparazzi -> thoughts about people

#straight up feelin it. and by it. let's just say my emotions -> thoughts about feelings

#spiraling but doing it grammatically correct -> thoughts about writing

#this corner of the internet -> thoughts about fandom

#i love you engel v vitale -> thoughts about academia

#to be bread or to be key -> thoughts about life shenanigans

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period cramps 0/10 most painful shit ever literal damage over time

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tfw people misuse literary devices like "foreshadowing" (how are you gonna mess that one up" and "juxtaposition" (holy pretentious) and you just gotta sit thru it cuz nobody gaf enough to care if you point it out

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watching science videos are so much fun but i love their on-topic puns and wordplay the best. like yes they “grew on us” when talking about vavilovian mimicry

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tfw you KNOW someone is lying out their ass and you just gotta hold it in cuz it's not that big of a deal

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can we add hair braiding to the fawn/snow/pomegranate/cannibalism tropes

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"i genuinely hate running," says a runner

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gerber baby foods are so delicious bro why don't they make them for adults

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everyone putting "did scientific research" for their extracurriculars on their college applications meanwhile the only scientific research i did was research the characterizations of my favorite fictional ships so i can chudmax and post to ao3 😂✌️

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tfw it’s cool outside so you go out and see apparently everyone in your school decided to do the same even though they’ve never been there when it’s hotter than balls out but it’s okay because this is a public facility and you just gotta deal w the embarrassing consequences of using a public facility meant for the public

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guys can we make a cuck cake of pairs i'd like to see but not be a part of or want for myself

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that one friend who's too obsessed with linkedin and connections

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when some lit magazines have guaranteed publishing and you're editing for some of them so you know it's wraps because you have to pass and edit all submitted pieces even though they're not up to proper standards and require immense reworking to fit a quality that you're personally satisfied with and to reflect the credibility of the magazine

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noticing the chapter titles are named after the stages of grief AHAHAHAAHAHA

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lowk hate it when events offer "child" tickets and then the age is like 13 and below cuz to ME anything below the age of 18 is a child

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fast food employees are so chill LOL the cashier gave me a senior discount and returned my coupons so i can reuse them i love minimum wage workers they do not gaf

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school ended i'm making up for it by having midnight periods of productivity