Lucky Antimatter Angel

Hullo! You can call me Oracle, though I have a wide variety of nicknames by this point. A little memes, a little fandom, a various now sparsely-touched mishmash, with the occasional art and fic. I'm more on Discord these days than anything. - they/them, mid/late 20s, ♐ - Art & writing also over at SERENDIPITOUSORACLEART

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[mousegirlheart]

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[lunarmoontea]

That one sinner still stuck in the grocery store fraud layer, crying and weeping after finding themselves in the infinite bread isle for the 50th time: I JUST WANTED SOME FUCKING EGGS

[debatablyspicydurian]

Lucifer being God's Kindness would go so so hard.

Lucifer's banishment by God directly serving as His point of no return, proving how God can't help but submit to His anger by casting His Kindness away

If Lucifer was corrupted by Hell it would make the Minotaur and Deathcatcher more interesting, as they are built with the inspiration of more kind others (minos and ferrymen) but are twisted by malice and cruelty

Oouuuggjhfhgh its time to explore this instead of being a responsible person YAY

[joycew-art]

I'm sure this meme has been done before, but the idea wouldn't leave my mind XD

[dogi-stuff]

Dunno guys, he doesn't seem mad

[homunculus-argument]

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

[arealtrashact]

'See, folks? Tepid as a teapot, tame as a house cat'

[dailycatsblog]

[blaklyte]

Discord perfec t place to give government id. Safe and secure id very safe with Discord. No problems ever with discord bc discord Trusted and Secure with gov id to prove you are adult. Givediscord ID yes good place for sensitiveimformation can trust discord give government id for safety and protection good discord safe and secure. Friend discord

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[mansand]

jeff the cooker

[0jai0]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]