Come Back With A Warrant.

He/Him. PFP by Chimeride. Information like your exact age, zodiac sign, medical diagnosis, real name and so forth should not go in your bio. At the very least make the people trying to steal your identity work for your personal information. The people you want to keep away with your DNIs are typically the type of people to ignore DNIs.

[welcometoroom305]

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

[gaul-the-unmitigated]

Well Mother, it's quite simple. Deez Nutz (these nuts) jokes all follow a common pattern. One uses a silly word to bait the subject into asking the definition of said word but said word is usually a portmanteau of an obscene sententence that can be ended with Deez Nutz (these nuts) or something similar. For example one might mention the political situation in the Sugandese region. When one's companion inquires about the Sugandese then one responds with Sugandese Nutz (suck on these nuts). An earlier less obscene version was Updog. One would mention Updog to bait one's companion into asking "What's Updog?" (which sounds like an informal greeting used in the common parlance "What's up, dog?"). One would then reply with the response "not much dog. What's up with you?". Linguistically both of these jokes are considered to be B.O.F.A. by most academic institutions.

[salligora]

Remembrance of the Flame adoptable taurs pack Sold

[dogpuppy]

[charlesoberonn]

Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

[greyt-expectations]

We probably can, but the question is should we?

[charlesoberonn]

How else will ship captains know who to pray to when they circumnavigate the globe?

[greyt-expectations]

…Give me until the end of the weekend. 

[greyt-expectations]

I actually had some unexpected free time today so I was able to create this a lot faster than I expected. 

It isn’t perfect, but following the initial post I assigned each timezone one sun deity, so travelers know who they might pray to while exploring the world.

This was a lot of fun to create and to research mythologies from across the world, and I think I learned a couple of things doing so!

[charlesoberonn]

Well, there you have it folks. Safe travels.

[patheticperipatetic]

Today’s high is 95°

Huītzilōpōchtli, please, I’m begging,

[offense-is-the-best-defence]

Apparently Belenos is on holiday

[there-is-a-hole-in-your-mind]

Huītzilōpōchtli, please make it stop!

🥵🥵🥵

[gaul-the-unmitigated]

You all know what Huītzilōpōchtli is into. You want to make requests then you gotta provide the hearts.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Spinosaurus Actually Just Giant Eel - Bit In The Middle With Limbs And Sail In Reality “Taphonomic Mishap”, Scientists Assert

[gaul-the-unmitigated]

I used to play bass for Taphonomic Mishap.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Spinosaurus Actually Just Giant Eel - Bit In The Middle With Limbs And Sail In Reality “Taphonomic Mishap”, Scientists Assert

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[gaul-the-unmitigated]

Being polite and considerate but ultimately maintaining emotional distance is ska.

[demonius-darkblade]

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

[armcontrolnerve]

gearbox we BETTER be able to pet all of flaks very good dogs

[todays-xkcd]

Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

Nostalgia Content [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is standing, with his arms out, in front of a Prototaxite towering over a mossy landscape. To his right, a Tamagotchi (bottom-left) and milk-caps (referred to in this comic as "pogs", top-left) appear. The 3 milk-caps that can be seen show a skull with a snake through its eyeball, a figure 8 & a star (3 more milk-caps are also shown, but have obscured pictures).] Cueball: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of Prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep?

[Caption below the panel:] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the early Devonian.

[nuclearlemons]

new regi fakemon

[chimeride]

Amikiri, the 265th Known One.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[shencomix]

at this point if ur just eggbaiting and are just a cis guy they're gonna eat ur intestines if they ever find out

i'll be in singapore by then

[gaul-the-unmitigated]

Anon is being suuuuuuper progressive here by suggesting that by not entirely committing to one of two strict gender roles you're actively deceiving people. It's progressive because Anon is letting you choose between which gender role will define you until the end of time. How magnanimous of them! Anyone who ever expresses anything outside their gender identity is ooooobviously either secretly not the gender they present themselves as or trying to scam you for clout. The idea of someone exploring their gender presentation for fun, aesthetics, expression or humour is complicated and therefore entirely unthinkable and unacceptable.

[theconcealedweapon]

How is it rude to wear a hat? Literally what effect does it have on anyone?

[gaul-the-unmitigated]

Yeah, it's one of those rules of etiquette that sort of made sense a long time ago but has since ossified into a something completely arbitrary.

When we look at the history of modern European style men's wear that hat is somewhat utilitarian. Unlike many other cultures around the world there's not much headgear that's purely religious, cultural or decorative. Modern western hats were made primarily to protect your head from the elements and thus almost exclusively worn outside. To wear one inside someone's house indicated at the very least that you didn't plan to stay long (similar to leaving your coat on) and if you sit down for a meal with your hat on it almost implied that you considered the inside of this person's home to be "outside" or that their home was so shabby you needed to protect yourself from the elements while inside it.

There's also the act of removing your hat when you great someone. It's similar to other cultural greeting methods like bowing in that it's a show of vulnerability, and shaking hands in that it's demonstrating you don't have a weapon in your hands. It also allows the other person to get a better look at you. While a hat only can do so much to disguise someone on it's own, a wide brim combined with a high collar can do a fair amount to hide your face. To keep your hat on could historically be interpreted as a lack of vulnerability, a readiness to leave a place at any moment and a desire to not fully reveal one's identity.

Lastly with hats with a wide brim like a fedora or a stetson or even shorter brim like a pork pie hat or a trilby there is a risk of accidentally bumping the brim into the person next to you at a crowded table. Of course this doesn't apply to a modern toque or ball cap.

Since western fashion no longer requires men to wear hats at all times while outdoors the insulting implications of wearing a hat indoors lessened significantly as well. Hats in western fashion are now viewed as an accessory more than protection from the elements but "no hats at the table" is one of the few dusty relics left of western hat culture.