I'm full of salt

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[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

el muchacho monday

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[r0ulotte]

That fucking bird that I HATE

[fakephonenumber]

@socalgal

[swordseer]

Most autistic dog to ever exist

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

*clicks video*

Ah, okay, so it's because he's nervous, right? Or because the shivering is kinda like stimming? Bit stereotypical I guess, but it's true a lot of autistic people do have issues with anxie–

“… until she discovered his love of trains…”

OH NOW IT MAKES SENSE

[loufofbread]

kitten

[loufofbread]

man. what on earth.

[loufofbread]

ok i flipped it. sorry

[wednesdaythesecond]

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

[foone]

Nothing says good mental health like Nine Inch Nails 1994 album The Downward Spiral!

[birdblues]

Blunthead Slug Snake

[catgirl-kaiju]

my son Blunthead Slug Snake he has every disease

[stephaniematurin]

I was unaware that snakes can be scrungly

[catnoli]

nostalgia web-core tiger sharks 💾 get it as a postcard and sticker here!

[excitementshewrote]

[onlytiktoks]

[halondrus]

I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!

[cardo-de-comer]

Time to flex my Batter 3d model again +viewport

[dummy-dot-exe]

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

[babehog]

ten fucking years its been in my head

[louisegluckpdf]

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

[egirlbutternubs]

This is iron clad erasure