Tom's in the trunk, Jerry's on the roof

Dwight, you ignorant slut.

[twitterlols]

[cognitohazardous]

my first joke i ever made was drawing a comic where two people are staring at a dress in the window of a store. one of them says “I would die for that dress” and the other says “i would kill for that dress” and then they look at each other awkwardly.

[cognitohazardous]

this was when i was like 6 and every day i wake up knowing I’ll never be able to top this, my magnum opus.

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

[ruinedchildhood]

they need a show together

[sobeitjayt]

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

[nightowlqueen]

jumping on the bandwagon before Vine’s untimely death

[kawaii-shitface]

@alexanderrm

[virusq]

I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAAAIIIIL

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[howdy]

this was done well

[sereneteenagechild]

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit sober.

Me, a dumbass: Write while sleep deprived and heavily caffeinated at two am, no editing we die like men.

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[nerdreamer]

[marcholasmoth]

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

[ekjohnston]

It’s 5:30 in the afternoon and it’s still hilarious.

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[outofcontextarthur]

[fuks]

[reblogable-memes]

these are hilarious

[ruinedchildhood]

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[ejacutastic]