The world is a diagonal.. I am the balancing point

Take me into your heart. Accept me as your savior. Nail me to the fucking cross and let me be reborn. {Indie genderbent Vaas Montenegro, Vaasiña Montenegro, from Far Cry 3. Please read the 'please read me' tab before interacting.}

[lxdypirate]

i came back here to update my roleplay blogs tab and a hoyt volker rper followed me and now i'm really missing my bae and vaasina

*screams*

[lxdypirate]

Hiatus

I'm putting Vaasiña on hiatus because I just seem to have no muse for her at all. And I'm just not using her. This may be an indefinite hiatus, or maybe not. If you want to talk to me, you can find me on any of my other blogs. ^^

[voldesnorts]

I’ll never forget how an Australian magazine had a ‘sex doctor’ called doctor cockburn.

[notacrazedxgunman]

Semi-Hiatus PSA

My role play blogs consists of:

psychiiatriist

notacrazedxgunman

throat-of-fire

lxdypirate

callahanfull-boreauto-lock

hunter-and-hunter

xprettybow

cj-the-spooky-jeep

I will be on semi-hiatus from October 18th - November 2nd or 3rd

I may be able to be on every once in a while, maybe later at night because I will be going to New York. I also have home work to do though, so if I am on it will be very rare. I may reblog a lot of memes and only reply to memes for the time while I’m there, I don’t know, I’m unsure of the situation as of now.

If you want to still contact me while I am in New York, you can send me an ask and I will reply as fast as I can, which will most likely be very slow. If you want a faster reply then you can ask for my kik / skype, and I will gladly give it to you :>

[wormiie]

is there a video game rehab 

[greelin]

"but that character is straight" you say

i put my hand on your shoulder

"nah" i reply

[lxdypirate]

[ faded by tyga plays in the distance ]

[aoiaidoru-blog]

Imagine a world where everything is black & white until you meet your soulmate's eyes. Send me "ღ" to my muse's reaction to their world suddenly becoming colorful after meeting your muse's eyes.

[meowmeowmotherhuggers-deactivat]

[andrewbelami]

I have never related to anyone more than I relate to the woman on the left right now

[notacrazedxgunman]

—-Dad? Dad I’m- … y- … Not a crazed gunman, Dad, I’m an assassin! Well, the difference being one’s a job, and the other’s mental sickness!

[notacrazedxgunman]

indie Sniper of TF2

multiship/verse

3+ years of role play experience

one liners, multi para, icon chat, etc.

triggers tagged

will role play with any fandom

oc friendly

home||read me||ask

[lxdypirate]

;;buck ;;vaasiña

[fineforeplay]

We can’t all be fun and games despite makin’ it. Hoyt ain’t happy and when he’s not happy, he takes it out on us. I like ta’ enjoy my sleep without him callin’ in an ungodly hour because of that bloody California boy. 

[lxdypirate]

Oh, I know he takes it out on us.

    [Vaas sighed and took a sip of her beer.]

We need him gone as soon as possible.

[lxdypirate]

;;buck ;;vaasiña

[fineforeplay]

/he chuckled, giving his thanks as he took a bottle/ Lets get down ta’ business shall we? Wot’s your plan ta’ yer boy Jas

[lxdypirate]

    [The smile fell at his mention of Jason, snapping her head towards Buck. Her mood plummeted almost immediately.]

I really was hoping not to talk about that mother fucker today, but since you've brought him up...

When I find the chance, I'll fucking take it, but as for now I have no plan. Since the Rakyat have taken him in and trust him, they will defend him when he's with them. So we have to wait until he's away from them to even think about doing anything if we want this to be quick and easy.

[the-write-ideas]

YET ANOTHER KISSING MEME

Send kissed! and my character will react to receiving this type of kiss from yours… (some NSFW apply!)

#1-65

(opposite of this meme)

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[the-write-ideas]

Send "✹POW!✹" and my character will react to your character hitting them somehow.

options range from the joking and less severe to very, TRIGGER WARNINGS apply!

#1-20

(opposite meme here)

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[lxdypirate]

;;buck ;;vaasiña

[fineforeplay]

/years with Vaas and others who speak the native tongue had Buck learn and figure out the language. Although he can’t speak it, at least he doesn’t need to ask every so often of what the others meant.

Aw. Don’t be too harsh on Carlos. I like him. 

[lxdypirate]

Oh, I'm not being harsh on him. This... this is not harsh. I can get a lot worse with him, but he is my right hand man. Sometimes I think I let him off too easily.

    [Vaas folded her arms across her chest as her gaze fixed back on the man who brought them both a bottle of beer. She took it from his hand and smiled.]

Thank you, hermano.

[sethjormund-archive]

My muse is undressing, knowing full well that your muse is watching. Send me your muses reaction to my muse's teasing.

[drawsshits-inactive]

a prayer circle for the xkit guy