[bapouro]

i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gay  

[teamrocketing]

this is what an ally looks like

[yellovv]

they’re officiating their weddings

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[taylornprice]

california butterflies!

[dirtygothboi]

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[memorilore]

[epilepticfox]

Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.

Song 11 of 40

[thedickcavettshow]

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[tygermama]

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

[defydamage]

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

[quendergeer]

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

[jk-bees]

Telltale Heart valentine

[staysafestayvigilant]

Minneapolis, Minnesota

1/24/26

[b4bych1st]

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

[thememedaddy]

[goatedgreen]

its actually crazy how good music is. and its all different, too. like wow. huge deal really when you think about it

[segamascott]

[en-vos-veo-a-todos-los-seres-de]

[nutopiancitizen]

Mike Prysner, Iraq War veteran and anti-war activist.

[silima]

his whole speech is really amazing

[phantomrose96]

Emoji menus should not close once you've clicked an emoji. I'm typing out an entire pictographic sentence here do not close my beautiful toolbox on my hands I am not even close to done.

[kosmogrl]

it’s wednesday? what’s next, 2026??