asked @topguncortez if she’d survive a horror movie and her answer was “no cause I’d fuck the killer” oh- okay
i also said i’d kill myseld so 🤷♀️ may the odds be forever in my favor
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@seresinsbabe
asked @topguncortez if she’d survive a horror movie and her answer was “no cause I’d fuck the killer” oh- okay
i also said i’d kill myseld so 🤷♀️ may the odds be forever in my favor
asked @topguncortez if she’d survive a horror movie and her answer was “no cause I’d fuck the killer” oh- okay
a collection of my greatest “and here’s wonderwall” moments without any context what so ever
@seresinsbabe is going to 302 me when i get back
Every day she and Jay worry me more and more
we as a society didn’t appreciate Jesse McCartney like we should’ve
Who is we? Don’t include me in that, I’ve always loved that man
we as a society didn’t appreciate Jesse McCartney like we should’ve
LESS THAN A HUNDRED DAYS TILL YA GIRL CAN GET DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS
Your return to the US feels like it might the catalyst for the end of the world
Spring is here and I so desperately want to go do hooligan shit with @topguncortez as the weather gets warmer
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson
I can’t see anything muppets related without thinking of @topguncortez
sometimes i wish @seresinsbabe can hear my lil giggle whenever i post something evil
Tell me why I just got a notification for this TODAY??
What are you up to G…
i love sending my outlandish thoughts about ACOTAR to @seresinsbabe
I really never know what’s she’s gonna say
Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn
i had to do a lot of woman in male field shit today so i’m info dumping on you
Honestly I knew that was gonna be your answer
you know i don’t do that mushy shit
so telling you how much ice i need is my way of telling you to stop crying
Oh I know 💀
I think I could be on my deathbed telling you goodbye and you’d start info dumping 💀
as long as someone gets 60 to 90 pounds of ice to keep you on
*everyone else sobbing*
G “so uh…did anyone order the ice?”
Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn
i had to do a lot of woman in male field shit today so i’m info dumping on you
Honestly I knew that was gonna be your answer
you know i don’t do that mushy shit
so telling you how much ice i need is my way of telling you to stop crying
Oh I know 💀
I think I could be on my deathbed telling you goodbye and you’d start info dumping 💀
Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn
i had to do a lot of woman in male field shit today so i’m info dumping on you
Honestly I knew that was gonna be your answer
Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn
Literally me reading each snap I get from her rn
Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn
What’s wrong with Michigan? I’m just curious
I’m an Ohioan and a Buckeye fan there’s been a longstanding rivalry between Ohio and the state up north
FUCK ❌ICHIGAN