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[seresinsbabe]

asked @topguncortez if she’d survive a horror movie and her answer was “no cause I’d fuck the killer” oh- okay

[topguncortez]

i also said i’d kill myseld so 🤷‍♀️ may the odds be forever in my favor

[seresinsbabe]

[seresinsbabe]

asked @topguncortez if she’d survive a horror movie and her answer was “no cause I’d fuck the killer” oh- okay

[basiccortez]

a collection of my greatest “and here’s wonderwall” moments without any context what so ever

@seresinsbabe is going to 302 me when i get back

[seresinsbabe]

Every day she and Jay worry me more and more

[topguncortez]

we as a society didn’t appreciate Jesse McCartney like we should’ve

[seresinsbabe]

Who is we? Don’t include me in that, I’ve always loved that man

[topguncortez]

we as a society didn’t appreciate Jesse McCartney like we should’ve

[topguncortez]

LESS THAN A HUNDRED DAYS TILL YA GIRL CAN GET DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS

[seresinsbabe]

Your return to the US feels like it might the catalyst for the end of the world

[seresinsbabe]

Spring is here and I so desperately want to go do hooligan shit with @topguncortez as the weather gets warmer

[rylandsgrace]

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson

[seresinsbabe]

I can’t see anything muppets related without thinking of @topguncortez

[topguncortez]

sometimes i wish @seresinsbabe can hear my lil giggle whenever i post something evil

[seresinsbabe]

Tell me why I just got a notification for this TODAY??

What are you up to G…

[topguncortez]

i love sending my outlandish thoughts about ACOTAR to @seresinsbabe

[seresinsbabe]

I really never know what’s she’s gonna say

[seresinsbabe]

Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn

[topguncortez]

i had to do a lot of woman in male field shit today so i’m info dumping on you

[seresinsbabe]

Honestly I knew that was gonna be your answer

[topguncortez]

you know i don’t do that mushy shit

so telling you how much ice i need is my way of telling you to stop crying

[seresinsbabe]

Oh I know 💀

I think I could be on my deathbed telling you goodbye and you’d start info dumping 💀

[topguncortez]

as long as someone gets 60 to 90 pounds of ice to keep you on

[seresinsbabe]

*everyone else sobbing*

G “so uh…did anyone order the ice?”

[seresinsbabe]

Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn

[topguncortez]

i had to do a lot of woman in male field shit today so i’m info dumping on you

[seresinsbabe]

Honestly I knew that was gonna be your answer

[topguncortez]

you know i don’t do that mushy shit

so telling you how much ice i need is my way of telling you to stop crying

[seresinsbabe]

Oh I know 💀

I think I could be on my deathbed telling you goodbye and you’d start info dumping 💀

[seresinsbabe]

Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn

[topguncortez]

i had to do a lot of woman in male field shit today so i’m info dumping on you

[seresinsbabe]

Honestly I knew that was gonna be your answer

[seresinsbabe]

Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn

[seresinsbabe]

Literally me reading each snap I get from her rn

[seresinsbabe]

Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn

[seresinsbabe]

What’s wrong with Michigan? I’m just curious

I’m an Ohioan and a Buckeye fan there’s been a longstanding rivalry between Ohio and the state up north

[seresinsbabe]

FUCK ❌ICHIGAN