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[serialdesignationjaybird]

~~𝓘𝓝𝓣𝓡𝓞 𝓟𝓞𝓢𝓣~~

Greetings to you all; My name is Serial-Designation J. I have a few rules here, and I would like you to follow them.

𝓡𝓾𝓵𝓮 𝓷𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓷𝓮:

There will be NO NSFW, and NO EXPLICIT ASKS. This is a blog meant for all ages.

𝓡𝓾𝓵𝓮 𝓷𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝔀𝓸:

Please be respectful to me, guests (people I'm role-playing with), and others in general. This also means NO HATE SPEECH (i.e. Racism, Sexism, or Queerphobia.) We want this to be a safe space.

𝓡𝓾𝓵𝓮 𝓷𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓮:

OCs are allowed! There are a few conditions, however;

1) No Godmoding; If you don't know, Godmoding is when your character is all-powerful, invincible, has autododge, etc. This is to keep it fun and not have it reduce to "Oh yeah, well I can do this!".

2) No fankids (adopted or otherwise); This just simply isn't the blog for that, I'm sorry.

~~𝓕𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓕𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓾~~

As seen on @thenestingdoll , this is an au I've been scheming for a while! In the au, this J is a lioness! As on my other blog, ask any questions you need!

#F and F au - This will be the tag for any au related posts!

~~~~~𝓜𝓸𝓭 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓮~~~~~

Hey everyone! There are actually two mods for this blog! The first is me, @vanityzinsanity ! I will always speak in purple (and/or with a // before what I'm saying), and when I post, it will have the "#mod; Vanityz!" Tag. The other is @malemphetamine , one of my good friends! He will use "#mod; malemphetamine!!", We made this blog because we both love Murder Drones, and wanted to share this with as many people as we can!

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Hi :3

— @cyn-personified

christ almighty there's another one.

[forgivemeomycyns]

Quite the simple one, too. Also, ello, J, Hi Twyn!

-Dr. Cyn

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Another one. Great. I'm just. Gonna go.

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Hi :3

— @cyn-personified

christ almighty there's another one.

[gravely-lesbian]

Happy Pride you freaks!

[dapper-buddy-n]

Throws the J army at you

@serialdesignationjaybird @jcjensonsno1favorite

“J army? What’s a J army-“

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Robo-god! You would’ve known what an “army” is if you had read anything else besides the same golden retriever book. I know you’re an idiot.. but you can’t understand basic definitions?

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Of course I know what an army is! Somewhat. I just didn’t know there was an army of you! You’s? J’s? How would I say it?”

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Simple answer: refer to us separately. I am not affiliated with any defective clones. I mean, after all I was am your leader. It only seems fair to call me by that title.

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Defective clones? You're one to be talking. How many times have you broken a scale?

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Besides being completely irrelevant, if we’re having a competition on who’s the most attractive. We can start by “how many bitches were hopping on your dick last night.” Excuse my vulgarity but, you can’t deny the statistics, I’m the sexier J.

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Ah

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Anyways, besides sexuality and utter dominance. It seems like N’s motherboard couldn’t handle it and he “blue screened” like an idiot.

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Yeah I have things to do so... have fun.

[dapper-buddy-n]

Throws the J army at you

@serialdesignationjaybird @jcjensonsno1favorite

“J army? What’s a J army-“

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Robo-god! You would’ve known what an “army” is if you had read anything else besides the same golden retriever book. I know you’re an idiot.. but you can’t understand basic definitions?

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Of course I know what an army is! Somewhat. I just didn’t know there was an army of you! You’s? J’s? How would I say it?”

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Simple answer: refer to us separately. I am not affiliated with any defective clones. I mean, after all I was am your leader. It only seems fair to call me by that title.

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Defective clones? You're one to be talking. How many times have you broken a scale?

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Besides being completely irrelevant, if we’re having a competition on who’s the most attractive. We can start by “how many bitches were hopping on your dick last night.” Excuse my vulgarity but, you can’t deny the statistics, I’m the sexier J.

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Ah

[dapper-buddy-n]

Throws the J army at you

@serialdesignationjaybird @jcjensonsno1favorite

“J army? What’s a J army-“

[serialdesignationjaybird]

There's two of us, so far, and I'd hardly consider us an army. Either way, hello, N. How nice of you to join us.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Oh! You too J! Are V and Uzi here too? Or just us?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Find out for yourself, I don't know..

(Okay, here's a couple drones. Don't tell anyone. @xxxdarkxwolf17xxx @xxxxdarkxwolf17xxx @thenestingdoll @the-hottest-dd )

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Thanks J! You’re being oddly helpful. What’s gotten you in a good mood?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Nothing, dumbass. It's my job to get you set up, but don't expect any more help from me. That's up to the other ones.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Okay then! Y’know what, forget I ever asked! Mhm! I’ve been silent. My lips are zipped.”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Good, maybe we'll get to be spared from your idiocy.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“You don’t have to be so mean all the time y’know. But i guess I’ll just go find Uzi?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

I don't have to, you're right. However, you deserve it, and so I do it.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Okay. It doesn’t make it any better though.”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Womp womp.

[dapper-buddy-n]

Throws the J army at you

@serialdesignationjaybird @jcjensonsno1favorite

“J army? What’s a J army-“

[serialdesignationjaybird]

There's two of us, so far, and I'd hardly consider us an army. Either way, hello, N. How nice of you to join us.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Oh! You too J! Are V and Uzi here too? Or just us?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Find out for yourself, I don't know..

(Okay, here's a couple drones. Don't tell anyone. @xxxdarkxwolf17xxx @xxxxdarkxwolf17xxx @thenestingdoll @the-hottest-dd )

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Thanks J! You’re being oddly helpful. What’s gotten you in a good mood?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Nothing, dumbass. It's my job to get you set up, but don't expect any more help from me. That's up to the other ones.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Okay then! Y’know what, forget I ever asked! Mhm! I’ve been silent. My lips are zipped.”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Good, maybe we'll get to be spared from your idiocy.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“You don’t have to be so mean all the time y’know. But i guess I’ll just go find Uzi?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

I don't have to, you're right. However, you deserve it, and so I do it.

[dapper-buddy-n]

Throws the J army at you

@serialdesignationjaybird @jcjensonsno1favorite

“J army? What’s a J army-“

[serialdesignationjaybird]

There's two of us, so far, and I'd hardly consider us an army. Either way, hello, N. How nice of you to join us.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Oh! You too J! Are V and Uzi here too? Or just us?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Find out for yourself, I don't know..

(Okay, here's a couple drones. Don't tell anyone. @xxxdarkxwolf17xxx @xxxxdarkxwolf17xxx @thenestingdoll @the-hottest-dd )

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Thanks J! You’re being oddly helpful. What’s gotten you in a good mood?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Nothing, dumbass. It's my job to get you set up, but don't expect any more help from me. That's up to the other ones.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Okay then! Y’know what, forget I ever asked! Mhm! I’ve been silent. My lips are zipped.”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Good, maybe we'll get to be spared from your idiocy.

[dapper-buddy-n]

Throws the J army at you

@serialdesignationjaybird @jcjensonsno1favorite

“J army? What’s a J army-“

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Robo-god! You would’ve known what an “army” is if you had read anything else besides the same golden retriever book. I know you’re an idiot.. but you can’t understand basic definitions?

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Of course I know what an army is! Somewhat. I just didn’t know there was an army of you! You’s? J’s? How would I say it?”

[jcjensonsno1favorite]

Simple answer: refer to us separately. I am not affiliated with any defective clones. I mean, after all I was am your leader. It only seems fair to call me by that title.

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Defective clones? You're one to be talking. How many times have you broken a scale?

[dapper-buddy-n]

Throws the J army at you

@serialdesignationjaybird @jcjensonsno1favorite

“J army? What’s a J army-“

[serialdesignationjaybird]

There's two of us, so far, and I'd hardly consider us an army. Either way, hello, N. How nice of you to join us.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Oh! You too J! Are V and Uzi here too? Or just us?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Find out for yourself, I don't know..

(Okay, here's a couple drones. Don't tell anyone. @xxxdarkxwolf17xxx @xxxxdarkxwolf17xxx @thenestingdoll @the-hottest-dd )

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Thanks J! You’re being oddly helpful. What’s gotten you in a good mood?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Nothing, dumbass. It's my job to get you set up, but don't expect any more help from me. That's up to the other ones.

[dapper-buddy-n]

Throws the J army at you

@serialdesignationjaybird @jcjensonsno1favorite

“J army? What’s a J army-“

[serialdesignationjaybird]

There's two of us, so far, and I'd hardly consider us an army. Either way, hello, N. How nice of you to join us.

[dapper-buddy-n]

“Oh! You too J! Are V and Uzi here too? Or just us?”

[serialdesignationjaybird]

Find out for yourself, I don't know..

(Okay, here's a couple drones. Don't tell anyone. @xxxdarkxwolf17xxx @xxxxdarkxwolf17xxx @thenestingdoll @the-hottest-dd )

[dapper-buddy-n]

Throws the J army at you

@serialdesignationjaybird @jcjensonsno1favorite

“J army? What’s a J army-“

[serialdesignationjaybird]

There's two of us, so far, and I'd hardly consider us an army. Either way, hello, N. How nice of you to join us.

[megbanned]

J doodles EAAAAAA

And a bit of Jessa

[muttsbian-deactivated20260514]

Wyd when uh. The when yeah

[md-roleplayer-archive]

Canon Characters.

Uzi: @absolute-stupids (And Cyn)

N: @xserial-designation-nx

V: @very-vicious-v

Cyn:

J: @serialdesignationjaybird

Khan:

Nori:

Lizzy:

Doll:

Thad:

Other:

[serialdesignationjaybird]

WH

[serialdesignationjaybird]

BOO!!1! PAYCUT!!! DEPROMOTION!! GETTING LAYED OFF!! LOW PROFIT MARGINS!!

AHAJSJSHDUSIHX STOP IT.