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@seriousgamer42
I hit a deer today
Random images I’ve saved:
itch is removing all of their adult games now
Oh things are fucking dire huh. There won't be any storefronts left
Oh so this is NEW news. Posted an hour ago???
Fucking hell this is bleak.
this is, like, an active process that is happening right now, games are as we speak being delisted, shadowbanned, or removed from people's library. the nsfw tag is no longer searchable; nsfw games only appear if you search for their exact title.
when the steam ban came down last week everyone said 'well, we'll lost a bunch of money, but at least there's still itch.' itch.io has been one of the go-to places for people making pornographic or even just lewd video games, comic books, and tabletop rpgs. just like every other platform, the pornographers were an important part of their early user base, on the buyer and seller side.
this is absolutely disastrous, and not just "oh because people can't buy porn anymore" like this is a continued assertion that laws don't actually matter in terms of what you're allowed to buy and what you're allowed to sell; forms of art and individual artists can be declared permissible or impermissible with a broad brush or at a very granular level by the arbitrary, conservative whims of the people who own payment processors. who do you want deciding what you can buy? who do you want telling you whether your game with scantily clad tieflings, your comic with a li'l too much man ass, your ttrpg about young queer people, is sexual in nature? for me the answer is 'literally no one,' but even if you accept that there ought to be laws about this sort of thing, surely you want it to be, like, legislators making the decision, and not 'some random executives, whose motives are unclear, and who are accountable to nobody,' right? right???
it's not going to stop here, mark my words. stand with the sex workers and the pornographers or the next thing VISA and Mastercard are gonna decide you can't buy is fucking pup masks and dildos and pride flags
Good thing the games i like are bookmarked
Im gonna kill myself because of how shit the job market is
Im losing my mind with job applications.
I am exactly 1 Planck (a type of length) away from ending it
Seeing the Invisible Universe
This computer-simulated image shows a supermassive black hole at the core of a galaxy. The black region in the center represents the black hole’s event horizon, beyond which no light can escape the massive object’s gravitational grip. The black hole’s powerful gravity distorts space around it like a funhouse mirror. Light from background stars is stretched and smeared as it skims by the black hole. You might wonder — if this Tumblr post is about invisible things, what’s with all the pictures? Even though we can’t see these things with our eyes or even our telescopes, we can still learn about them by studying how they affect their surroundings. Then, we can use what we know to make visualizations that represent our understanding.
When you think of the invisible, you might first picture something fantastical like a magic Ring or Wonder Woman’s airplane, but invisible things surround us every day. Read on to learn about seven of our favorite invisible things in the universe!
That’s what I immediately thought of when I saw the first image in the blog.
I am making Cesar salad for part of dinner.
HOW THE HELL CAN A HERB BE ZESTY?????
I was offered to rule over Hell, but before I could answer my mom backhand slapped God in the face and said, “I have never been more insulted in my afterlife.”
"We call it vff," said the alien. "It's - it's hard to describe to a species without vffsense. Imagine trying to describe light to a species that never evolved eyes. But there are forms of life that are only perceptible with vffsense, and they've visited Earth and fed on life as long as it's existed here."
There was a pause.
Then the human said, "That's the worst thing you've ever said."
"Don't worry about it."
"I think I have to, now."
"No, because - well - you have a species of spider which pretends to be an ant, correct? It's not capable of understanding the fact that it's mimicking an ant, but it instinctually mimics an ant in order to deter predators."
"Sure?"
"Humans produce a vff to mimic varths, predators only perceptible through vffsense. The organisms that would like to feed on you are terrified of varths, and so they leave you alone. You aren't aware you do it, you don't have the capacity to understand you're doing it, but you evolved to instinctually do it to deter predators you can't see."
There was a pause.
Then the human said in a very soft and thoughtful voice, "And are there varths on Earth?"
"Yes," said the alien. "Everywhere. But don't worry about it."
"I think I have to, now."
"Well, varths can also sense vff, of course, but to a varth you putting off varth like vff isn't particularly frightening."
"Not frightening, ok. So do they feed on us?"
"No."
"So if not feeding then something... else?"
"Yes. Quite a lot of something else actually."
"What do you mean a lot of something else?"
"Well, you know ostriches?"
"Yeah?"
"When you humans keep ostriches, sometimes you accidentally exhibit features and behaviors that... appeal to an ostrich more than a member of their own species."
"So you're saying varth find us-"
"Incconsivably sexy, desirable to the point they abandon their own home planet and species with some regularity. It's actually quite fascinating, humans are to varth as cats are to catnip."
"Wow that's a lot to take in... you sure know a lot of animal metaphors. You could be a zoologist."
"I am a zoologist"
"Oh?"
"That's why I'm here, talking to you."
"Ah."
Here is a list of things that tends to be asked.
• Yes, you can boop me!
• Yes, I will give you a hug!
• You can call me by whatever pronouns you want!
• I am already caught and have an owner!
• I am legally no longer allowed to train or battle!
Hope this helps!
-Snom
What does “I like your shoelaces” mean?
If you don’t sin, then Jesus died for nothing.
If life is a DnD game god is playing. They min maxed, intelligence, constitution, wisdom as high as possible, and the rest as low as possible
Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
If you think about it, holy salt water is really effective against demons.
I’m not a hopeless romantic.
I’m just hopeless
“You need to find God,” says the man at the door. “No I’m good, thank you,” you say, starting to close the door. “Please!” says the man urgently. “God is missing, please find him!”