SeriousLiam

[dogpuppy]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[flufflecat]

almost time

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[sacred-portal]

[thomasmomwell]

[icantspellthings]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[smeagol-daily]

Unknown Photographer. Elijah Wood. 2006/01.

[segamascott]

and i believe quite possibly tilda swinton ☝️☺️

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.