ᵀʰᵉ ᴷᶦⁿᵍ @serisinshu - Tumblr Blog

I knew my story was missing something, and I realized it was a hot priest who borders on the psychotic. His name is either Father Maxim or Magnus, I’m on the fence about it. I’m thinking a Henry Cavil/Ewan McGregor mix for looks.

vanerchest

I just couldn't resist this pose ~

shanuraru

headpats

guy-in-law

valtsv

oh man i hate this part *starts screaming in pain as i begin to pull a spear out of the pocket dimension in my eye*

valtsv

☝️ victim blaming

roaldamundsen

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

the-first-flower

ashstfu

i’m not a smoker but i swear there are just some moments that are cigarette moments

linefelcei

Asterius taking care of the tiny one 🥺💕

katelyn-danger

She would NOT fucking shave that

passion-of-l0vers

when u use cgi blood u r literally depriving ur horror actors of enrichment which is essential to their health

orcboxer

my most controversial ship? heh…the Thomas W Lawson

orcboxer

motherfucker unlimited

orcboxer

you like that? I got more, how bout the SS Bessemer

This experimental piece o’ shit, courtesy of Sir Henry Bessemer, had a stabilized cabin meant to combat seasickness. Unfortunately, due to the kinetic consequences of building a ship like that, it also combatted seaworthiness, and the instant this thing touched water it enthusiastically slammed itself into the pier with all the grace of a twelfth round boxer.

Not to be deterred, Bessemer repaired the ship, hired a veteran sea captain, slapped the stern and sent her out for a second go. The ship then proceeded to crash into the Same Fucking Pier even harder, demolishing it.

The SS Bessemer, her bloodlust satiated, retired from the cruise ship life and settled down in Swanley, where she became a billiard room, and then a lecture hall, and then rubble, due to an encounter with bombs.

This one’s for the SS Bessemer. Rest in peace you wild bitch.