* ― OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH PROMPT .
* prt three. spoilers for episodes 5-6 , tw vulgar language ,discussion of murder / death change pronouns / wording as needed .
❝ you are not to engage. you are simply here to observe. ❞
❝ quick question: how violent do we expect this to get ? ❞
❝ have you checked this body yet or what ? ❞
❝ write that down in the ‘useful tips’ section. ❞
❝ the number of bad habits i’ve identified is frankly humbling. ❞
❝ you could try a little more oomph. ❞
❝ you’re right, no need to get riled. ❞
❝ pirates, they attack with force. the upper crust, they strike with cutting remarks disguised as politeness. ❞
❝ that’s fucking diabolical. ❞
❝ yeah, but, i mean, fսck i care. whatever. ❞
❝ oh, i see, you think you’re cute. ❞
❝ actually, i think i’m just so-so, but i’ve decided to carry myself like i’m cute. ❞
❝ your lot days of lyin’ around doing fuck-all, it’s through. ❞
❝ i’ve got just the job for you… bitch. follow me. ❞
❝ i like the name ____ , and accounting sounds fancy as fսck. ❞
❝ how does one win this interaction ? ❞
❝ i’m gonna stop you there. it’s not really the, uh, crowd for skull talk. ❞
❝ this is deranged ! i don’t clean things ! ❞
❝ have you ever been sketched ? ❞
❝ are you saying you’ve tasted human flesh ? ❞
❝ aw, lighten up. you’re just sore ‘cause they like me more than you. ❞
❝ i’m gonna kill that twat. ❞
❝ hang on. that’s, that’s passive aggression. ❞
❝ from my experience these things are meant to make you feel like a bit of a jackass. ❞
❝ i don’t know, i panicked. and then, they laughed at me. ❞
❝ you’re in over your head. these are my people. i’ll deal with it. ❞
❝ and what if i don’t? you’re not my captain. ❞
❝ when you cut loose, you really cut loose. ❞
❝ i think you’re very sophisticated. ❞
❝ well, sometimes the old things are the best things. ❞
❝ you wear fine things well. ❞
❝ if you wanted, i could teach you a more advanced trick of the trade. ❞
❝ this is it. i’m gonna shoot you in the face ! ❞
❝ i stabbed you, you nut ! ❞
❝ i think the scariest thing i’ve ever seen would probably be the kraken. ❞
❝ fear is the most powerful emotion, turn your enemy’s worst fear against them, you’ll own them. ❞
❝ be careful what you ask your god for, she might just answer. ❞
❝ ow, you bit me ! what the fսck ?! ❞
❝ as I like to call it, the art of fuckery. ❞
❝ sorry, you triggered my fight or bite response. ❞
❝ you seem to know everything about everything in the whole fսckin’ world ! ❞
❝ you left me hangin’ up there for 20 minutes. not bloody optimal. ❞
❝ you’re in too deep, ___. best thing to do end it quick. ❞
❝ we’ve got a fuckery on our hands ! ❞
❝ i went out on a limb for you, you little shit. ❞
❝ because it’s my job to make sure that ___ is content. and he adores you. why, i’ll never know, but… he does. ❞
❝ yeah, he’s reimagined things a bit, all right ? ❞
❝ maiming’s different. love a good maim. ❞
❝ and tonight, i’m supposed to kill … you. ❞
❝ is that still on the cards or … ❞
❝ listen, what if what if we just pretended that whole murder idea never happened ? ❞
❝ i fսckin’ challenge you to a fսckin’ duel. ❞
❝ oh you cheeky bitch ! ❞
❝ no ! stab him, for fucks sake ! ❞
❝ shut up ! don’t you ever shut up, you rancid rat ! ❞
❝ not for nothing, but that guy really is a dick, huh ? ❞
❝ i’m used to death, but, um… but not, um… your death. ❞