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@residentblusurgeon
Intro Post!
Hallo everyone! I am the Medic for the BLU team! I’m somewhat new to this, so I may not be the greatest at answering questions. But that’s what makes it fun! In other words, feel free to ask me anything!
//account owner note down bellow ⬇️
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS
perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you
you can lead a water to horse, but you can’t make it neigh
Hallo everyone! Just wanted to come back from the depths and say
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! :D
uhhhhhhgggggg i wanna talk to people but idk how and my brain doesn’t let me exist hereeeee
i also forgot to take my anxiety meds but that’s completely unrelated i swearrrrrrr
Doc did I miss something? What do you mean "turned into a snail"?!?!
Sincerely, the most worried Distracteur you'll stumble upon ...
Oh! Uh… for the entire month of October, Merasmus cursed me and turned me into a snail because it would be “so funny bro”. I have no idea why he called me bro, considering I have no prior relationship with him, but oh well.
A- Alright. You know what? I'd love me some of whatever you've taken..
you’d be surprised of how much shi- stuff like this happens without me being on drugs…
Righhht...
No, I mean like stiff like this is an average Tuesday. Somehow I’m the only one on my team who has accepted this as normal. Well.. “normal”
Doc did I miss something? What do you mean "turned into a snail"?!?!
Sincerely, the most worried Distracteur you'll stumble upon ...
Oh! Uh… for the entire month of October, Merasmus cursed me and turned me into a snail because it would be “so funny bro”. I have no idea why he called me bro, considering I have no prior relationship with him, but oh well.
A- Alright. You know what? I'd love me some of whatever you've taken..
you’d be surprised of how much shi- stuff like this happens without me being on drugs…
Hallo, Herr Sniper. I do apologize, we have not been properly introduced. I think we’ve met before? I dunno. Anyways, just wanted to check in after the whole “turned into a kiwi bird thing”.
-@residentblusurgeon
What, ya want ta bloody dissect me or somethin'? There's only one BLU I trust, mate.
Dissect you? What? Why would I- Wait a second, what other BLU’s have you met?
I- uh. None o' yer business.
Uhhh… Alright then..
Anyways, how are things? Other than.. whatever else happened
Hallo, Herr Sniper. I do apologize, we have not been properly introduced. I think we’ve met before? I dunno. Anyways, just wanted to check in after the whole “turned into a kiwi bird thing”.
-@residentblusurgeon
What, ya want ta bloody dissect me or somethin'? There's only one BLU I trust, mate.
Dissect you? What? Why would I- Wait a second, what other BLU’s have you met?
Doc did I miss something? What do you mean "turned into a snail"?!?!
Sincerely, the most worried Distracteur you'll stumble upon ...
Oh! Uh… for the entire month of October, Merasmus cursed me and turned me into a snail because it would be “so funny bro”. I have no idea why he called me bro, considering I have no prior relationship with him, but oh well.
Good news everyone! After much negotiation and bribery with a certain wizard *cough cough* merasmus *cough* I am no longer a snail! :D
You can continue to send me asks though, I don’t bite :3
hey.. (peers) why did i see you crying in the medbay last night D:<
sleep deprivation. Pay it no mind. I’m fine, I assure you
GO TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD, DUMMKOPF
YOU GO TO BED
Oh mein gott I am in a party of other blu medics...HALLO OTHER BLU MEDICS!!! >0<
hallo!
Also go to bed. Sleep deprivation for a long period of time can cause vivid sensory experiences...so hallucinations.
if I can survive Scout, I can survive hallucinations
Franz. Franz no.
Franz yes.
don’t fight me on this one.
he’s right. You should go to bed
Yes I’m a snail right now.. don’t ask questions…
HUH. ...SO IF THAT MERMAN. UH. "MERASSMUSS" GUY COMES BACK. CAN YOU TELL HIM TO TURN ME INTO A SPIDER. BY ANYCHANCE? or a worm. BUT I HOPE YOU TURN BACK SOON. WHO KNOWS WHAT MAY WANT TO EAT YOU. i do. OKAY BYE.
I’m not sure how to do that but uhhh…. Maybe you can ask him yourself..? I saw at least one of him on here. Anyways, I think I’ll be safe for now and-
W A I T W H A T
ME.DIC. SIR. WHY ARE YOU A SNAIL? you look so tiny. IM SCARED.
I DON’T KNOW! I’M EQUALLY IF NOT MORE SCARED! I BET IT WAS MERASSMUS! Yes I said MerASSmus and I will (not) apologize
man. im so hungry... i can eat a snail...
n-no.. please.. wait WHY ARE YOU COMING CLOSER?! GET AWAY! NO! AAH-
*You hear a voice from the floor*
uhhhh… Hallo, Herr Polite Spy..
*you look down and see a snail..? Was the snail talking..?*
I’ve encountered a… problem.. Do you perchance know anybody that knows how to deal with this situation…?
@residentblusurgeon
Mon Dieu!
◉ He kneels on the floor and gently scoops up the snail.
Quite the situation you've found yourself in, mon ami.
Not to worry; I believe a friend of mine can help you with your dilemma.
◉ Polite Spy is dialing a number
◉ Now calling: Medizard.
*The snail sighs in relief*
Thank you, mein freund..
//ooc: this is gonna be a thing now (Blue turning into a snail or other creature every October because uhhh ScreamFortress and funny)
