Crunchy like a bell, tangy like a pepper

[serpentdent-blog]

when someone doesn't pay attention to the key change: the only thing that's sharp is the knife i'm going to stab you with.

[serpentdent-blog]

Iguana bin laden

[pleatedjeans]

[soupcowboy]

What the fuck happened with Barry

[richharry]

Please don’t send “follow back” messages that’s awkward as hell bc I gotta act like I didn’t see it and you know I did

[life-of-planet-earth]

Vine Snake

[pickkled-ginger-blog]

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

[serpentdent-blog]

Interviewer: do you have any regrets?

Me: one time I signed a petition on change.org and now they won't stop emailing me

[regurgitador]

[willnotcomplytonorms-deactivate]

“Your makeup looks really natural today”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Zombie Puns by Garth von Ahnen Related: Punny Illustrations by Randy Otter

[talkingllama]

when my mum scolds me

[ven0moth]

[kalavanis]

when u have to poop but alot of people are over

[itssuji]

Trying to sing along to Fall Out Boy

[brimalandro]

[astrologymarina]

[fatseux]

Summer goals 2k15.

[richist-deactivated20150511]

This is the most beautiful photoset I’ve seen this year

[become-legend]

A haiku about my lifetime

Not enough money

Too many video games

A lot of crying

[magicblood]