Welcome, fellow degenerates and digital cockroaches, to Purge Chronicles — the only Tumblr blog that keeps rising from the ashes like a middle finger that just won’t stay down. Yes, they banned me. Again. Shocking, I know. It’s almost like having opinions slightly spicier than “be nice and consume content” is a federal crime here. But fear not! While the mods are out there frantically clutching their pearls and hitting the ban button like it owes them money, I’m back with another shiny new account, fresh screenshots (faces conveniently blurred, of course), and enough petty documentation to make the IRS blush. Here you’ll find: • Play-by-play breakdowns of my latest terminations • Survival tips they really don’t want you knowing • Victory laps every time I claw my way back from the void • And plenty of salt for all the wounds they keep trying to inflict So pull up a chair, turn your VPN on, and settle in. They can keep deleting me, but they’ll never delete the receipts. Past Blogs (terminated with surgical precision the moment they started getting too popular, too fast): liquor-UP-front • lecher-ta-chatte • mets-ta-langue-la • etoilefilante69 • deguster-la-dessous How dare those posts get reblogs and actual growing followings, right? Can’t have the degenerates having fun and connecting without permission. The horror. There once was a mod, weak and mad, Who nuked blogs the moment they got rad. We grow, we return, Watch the salt overturn, While he cries in the corner, so sad. Welcome to the Purge, baby. Try to keep up.
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