serpentine malign

18+ only! 29, they/it, uk. multifandom. dc (mostly batman), rgg/yakuza, adult animation (venture bros, metalocalypse, hazbin etc). check out my pinned post for my about/byf. blog is untagged. warning for violence/gore, suggestive ship art and possibly nsfw text.

[serpentinemalign]

welcome!

Nothing is tagged, apologies.

You may wish to read my about page before following.

The only thing I tag at the moment is my art lol.

selfship containment: @matfinishfuckstheworld

sims sideblog: @serpentinesimblr

[chubbidust]

i like imagining they're the ones singing the chapter intro

[starredforlife]

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

[aragima]

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

[truefangirlheart]

[lady-viccy]

lmao the whiplash

also giant sea monster

[jominusjo]

Uh.. Mummy?

That’s honestly a new one for me

[void-things]

I got vampire, which tracks because I’ve never been beating the allegations of wanting to be a blood doll.

[bawdybooster]

:3

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[siflshonen]

“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[okunie]

Rome wasn't built in a day You gotta climb a little higher To the top of the display Where there's a will, there's a way! You just gotta slit a throat or two To make the weak obey

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek