[rappin-drakken]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Nobody expects the ostrich

[rosellekitty]

His ass does NOT know what to order

[rickybabyboy]

Get the wet food

[corsolanite]

Safety first!

[nimbasa-city-gym]

Buckle that shuckle

[bogleech]

I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[hubblegleeflower]

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[skovenshemmeligheder]

He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter

[gaycism]

[sarahseeandersen]

[douyinvids]

It's getting chilly, get in an incubator, add some more blankets and you won't be cold

by 王康 @ wk1888666

one comment: "Wow, first time I've seen someone cosplay the pea from The Princess and the Pea"

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[superchat]

counterattacking

[itznarcotic]

they are now playing a friendly game of speed pong :3

[cricketandmouse]

the orb continues to perplex mouse

[melodespiza]

Pondering…

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

I always thought these pictures were photoshopped but apparently a man in guangzhou china did indeed make a huge ass garden to cover up the fact he illegally added three more stories to his apartment

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

another illegal rooftop garden in beijing

and an illegal temple in shenzhen

[alexaloraetheris]

Become ungovernable

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Become ungardenable

[bunjywunjy]

Question! Do cats think us petting them is a type of grooming?

it IS a type of grooming! petting cats and other mammals smooths out their fur, removes shed hairs, and helps evenly spread natural skin oils throughout the fur to keep it healthy!

it probably feels just so so nice, also :)

[bunjywunjy]

also: cats practice reciprocal grooming, so if your cat just starts licking your skin or clothes randomly it's because they're trying to groom you back :)

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

[cybercerealkiller]

Important addition

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I swear the way that some people talk about AI on this site sounds like those hysterical posts about programming being satanic with screenshots of programs telling people to "kill child"

[dereinsamewanderer]

[lemecdanslalune]

I’m confused, aren’t those switched? I thought entropy was going from chaotic life to orderly death, from hot and moving to cold and still.

[headspace-hotel]

I think the confusion is the point this piece is trying to make.

[rumade]

No, the whole point is that your default reaction is to go “but the bottom one is ordered!” because it looks neat and human. Ignoring the order of nature, where things may look strange to us but have their place.

Chaos is a city block, with straight lines on a landscape, regardless of what was there before. Order is a beautiful fractal of streams turning into rivers, turning into the sea

[lethalbutterfly]

Order is functional, Chaos is when nothing connects to what it needs to.

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[unbotheredmuse]

[westmeath]

hooogh. aooogh