Throw That Ass In A Pentagram

Who am I? Got a question for ya boi?

[i-am-l-ananas]

me, having to block this spectacularly named bot:

[going-to-hell-to-fuck-satan]

[zooophagous]

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

[cheese24k]

Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape

[thotwing-deactivated20190613]

THE MAMA CAT IS SO PROUD OF HER KITTEN

[sickfuture]

[rudescience]

I am beginning to think boston dynamics is just fucking around at this point. 

[deepnightdetective-deactivated2]

Shown:

Nickelodeon Studios Sign (above) Nickelodeon Studios Sign post-Dan Schneider (below)

[mechuthaa]

Doesn’t dan Schneider have a confirmed foot fetish

[90skid-com]

[klubbhead]

[noura-pal-deactivated20190308]

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[flowerwaller-deactivated2024121]

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[different-landscapes]

[memescomedy]

[weedjoke420-blog]

*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….

[kibumkim]

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

[primordial-boy-soup]

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

[kibumkim]

“1,000,000 feet”

[poetrylesbian]

This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic

[thecatranimal]

Were running out of content

[windows-98]

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

[windows-98]

there is NOTHING shameful about this

[ofmama]

[greelin]

time sure does fly when you're

when you

[greelin]

you just

[gandalfsbignaturals]

this is how having executive dysfunction feels

[zoomine]

[myonlyphenomenon]

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

[dont-kill-the-kennedys]

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

[avesatanaa]

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

[norulesnobras]

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW