ice ice brandy

i'm marty and i like mass effect ice ice brandy, ice ice brandy all right stop, collaborate and listen serrice is back with a brand new invention brandy that grabs a hold of you tightly then flows through your veins daily and nightly will it ever stop? yo, i don't know turn off the medbay lights and i'll glow to the extreme i rock medigel like a vandal crack a bottle and i'll wax it like a candle. write on me.

[hamhammers-deactivated20200629]

laughs

[serriceicebrandy]

garrus getting butt implants so he can twerk for shepard

[serriceicebrandy]

i have a lot of regrets and most of them involve photoshop

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[serriceicebrandy]

things you shouldn't do: put admiral hackett's head on miranda's body

[crystalvfae]

Shepard’s got her priorities straight.

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[corasharper]

[masseffectreminders]

Friendly reminder that Shepard’s children won’t be proud of them, because they were never born ✿◕‿◕✿

[i-dont-geth-it]

sorry for this one

[serriceicebrandy]

mass effect high school AU. shepard is the popular jock, the illusive man is the janitor, liara is the lunch lady.

[serriceicebrandy]

How did the hanar beat a krogan in a fight?

It was well armed.

[serriceicebrandy]

T̡̠̮̐̄̾͒ͅ ̛͉͚̬̭̺ͧ̽ͧ͊̍̋H͏̰̯ ̫̙͓̲͙̤ͬ̎͛͡I̗͓̓͟ ͚̣ͧ͝S̴̜̲̻ͅ ͬ͆ͥ ̰̻̖͖ͯ̆́͞ͅ ̩̙̬̙̬ͪͣ͛͋͋ͤ̒͞ ͕̼͗͑́͗͒̈ ̯̼̩̪̉ͩ̾̇H̜̜̲̟͉̞̯ͦ͡ ̄ͣ͛̀̔̐͟U͐́ ̖ͯ̈̈̎͒ͮ̆͞R̭̫̤̮ ̩͓͍ͬ̃̊̊̓͋͂͟T̖̩̣̤̲̽ͭͦ̂̓͐͋ ̣̣͖̝̐͆̊̃ͦ̚S̥̼̙͗ͯ̋̑ ̛̲̮͇̻̩̭͕ ̖̗̤̺̻͈̥ ͇̜̠̦̅̂̽̋̉ͅ ͙̞̖͓̭̱̲̎͑͂ ̘̍͐ͣ̇̚Y̫ͨ͊̋ ̢̦O̪̯̟̱͋ͨͦͮ͑ͫ̌ ̤̺̼͎͞U̩̘ͧ͞ͅ ̭͕̫̳͉̆̂ ̪̑̓ͧ̇ ͈͕ͬ̈̇̾ ̱̳̼̗̬͎͇ ̹ͮ̃ͭ̾S̨̱̼̝̩̩̗̔̃̏͐ ͌̑̒҉̥̟H̲̖̏̐̋̿̓͆ͪ͠ ͉̟͓͓̱̅͑̾̇E̲͍̼̥̋͋ͣ̿̅͒ ̐ͥ̏̿͡P̴ ͯ̆͋ͧ̒̓̇͜A̯̰̠̰ͨ̍̇̓ͣ̌ͭ ̶̝͍̮̑ͧͫR̐̃̏ͬ ̭ͥ͊ͭ̇D̖̜̼͋̈

[sihasleia-deactivated20170821]

I didn’t realize Gardner could see in there until i looked at this picture.

[serriceicebrandy]

hello i am obnoxious

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