The embalmer.

" 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚝𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝. "

[serventur]

; 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚄𝚃

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            ;;  How can someone not like him.....Aesop is cute....

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@artificile replied ;  HELP THE HONESTY POINT I'M IMAGINING STH LIKE s/o: babe how do i look 🥰🥰😘 soppu: atrocious. green is not your color s/o: 🥰🥰😘...........

             Aesop,   silently observing how you completely mismatch the colors of your attire. 

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         Pros and cons of dating aesop ;

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐬:

When your muse dies, they will look impeccable on their coffin ✨!

Very loyal! You don´t have to worry about him cheating because 1. Aesop is lit the most awkward person when it comes to romantic matters and 2. The fact he has fallen for someone is already surprising on its own and the probabilities of him feeling the same for someone else at the same time are zero

Not fond of affection??? then Aesop is the perfect bf! this man can live without receiving affection perfectly 👌 (in fact, he would prefer if it was kept to a minimum if possible, but he is willing to negotiate)

will always tell you his honest opinion! say you bought new clothes but you are unsure whether they fit you or not? he will straight up tell you without hesitation his opinion!

Can absolutely do your makeup flawlessly ✨! points for being an embalmer

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬

It will take some time until he feels comfortable enough to act casual. Usually he is very cordial and polite and doesnt break from this persona

Can you even maintain a conversation going with this man?? naturally he isn´t a very talkative person and you will probably get a lot of “yes” and “no”´s until he starts to loosen up a little.

A lil iffy about affection- at least, in public. Not the best cuddly bf you could get but-- again, he is willing to negotiate

He is not very warm tbh, hugging him is like hugging a tree-- but he is tall! height differences  👀👀👀

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Waifu Level

         ❝ Interesting. ❞

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[tenkoseiensei-deactivated202103]

@serventur​ asked : Sits very awkwardly and stiffly next to him “Hello, Yan Qing.”

       ‘ ooh ,  it’s you ! ‘  …  he’s forgotten the poor guy’s name already ,  bright as his expression seems to be .  what was it again ?  ( crap . )  something like able … ‘ aesop !  how’s it been goin’ ~ ?  still doin’ the dead people thing ?  that’s nice ,  real nice .  hey ,  you’ll tell me if ya ever get the corpse of a real famous person in ya shop ,  right ?  i wanna see ! ‘  if he was feeling any less polite ,  yan qing would have already clamped a palm on this guy’s shoulder and rattled them in an attempt to loosen them up !

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            ;;  Changed my header ✨

[scytho]

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IF YOU END UP SHIPPING WITH ME, I WILL-

✔ Ruin you :’)

✔ Spam you with random ic asks (that you never have to actually answer so dw)

✔ Always send you memes (again you don’t have to answer every one of them!)

✔ Spaz at you incoherently

✔ Throw headcanons and scenarios at you at random times

✔ Probably ask for a bunch of AUs

✔ Always be open for more threads

✔ Cry with you whenever anything happens with our muses.

✔ Tag you in posts that remind me of the ship  

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[deathlydame]

Funeral Director’s antique bag with tools and accessories.

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Unpublished Frontispiece for Baudelaire’s ‘Les Fleurs du Mal’ (1857 / Etching) - Félix Bracquemond 

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if you’re the kind of ship partner that lets me ramble abt our ship and doesnt make me feel annoying bc i liKE talking abt our ship then pls come over and plot with me thank you goodbye