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Excuse me... A/b/o as in the blood types? I'm to scared to google myself...

please just stay the way you are

it's ironic that ableds love using disabled people for inspiration porn but hate actually giving the vast majority of disabled people the tools and accommodation to facilitate disabled people doing more with their time. it's almost like the point of it isn't to inspire but to create a false narrative that disability can be overcome with strength of will because look at these people who did it! now stop asking for help

nitpickspot

I remember there was a kid in my elementary school with a wheelchair, one of those big, expensive electric motherfuckers.

And the most important thing I think we all did as kids was just...make sure he was included?

Like, whenever the teachers tried to do something he couldn't do we'd ask "Well how is XXX supposed to play?" and that would usually shame them into fixing it. we weren't doing it on purpose at that age, he was just a friend and we wanted him to be included.

cheaphalloweencostume

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

cheaphalloweencostume

and neither of them are actually hiring

cheaphalloweencostume

like

sunsetbuddie

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

project hail mary made me realize how much i yearn for a friendship-centered storyline without any kind of romantic plot

bluemelanie

Very much blows my mind when people infantilise Doctor Ryland Grace, a man who canonically told someone they were a waste of carbon (ie kys fucken lmao), took mystery pills (presumably in college) from strangers, literally got into a bitching match seconds after meeting Dr Lokken and ignored Armando when he woke up in favour of getting fucking drunk

mrsreidetall

Eva Stratt had said "We only need three. A pilot, an engineer and a scientist."

And then, that's all there was. A pilot (Mary, the ship). An engineer (Rocky, the alien). A scientist (Grace, the human).

No more. No less. Just three.

emziess

Amaze. Amaze. Amaze. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

morallygrayautisticscientist

Hey um so since Eridians basically stop moving or breathing or showing signs of life when they sleep maybe it’s hard to tell when they die. So Rocky sat there for days, forcing himself to stay awake because he could not fathom that they were all dead. He stayed up because he was the last and someone had to watch them. Eventually his body gave out and he slept for the first time knowing no one was watching. I wonder if he thinks it’s his fault they passed because he was the last one awake and should have kept watching them…I wonder how long it took before he finally admitted they were gone and threw the bodies into space…

littlehippyhehe

love how Rocky is always serving main character energy. dude steps up and leaves their smoking hot mate to go on a noble quest. Then everyone dies mysteriously and a fucking alien shows up who is somehow smart but also dumb as hell. So now bro has a lovable sidekick and you two save each other through the power of friendship multiple times. Then you figure out a way to save the fucking world and you get to go back home a hero. And your funny bestie alien sidekick comes with you because he thinks you're so cool. Rockys life is a movie. He's a legend.

punz1l

top three favorite scenes for me makes me giggle everytime cus you can hear mary giving conflict resolution instructions and also WHOLE HOUSE MAD!!!!!

also rocky slamming his head against the ball in anger Son. “how long since last sleep question.(⇀‸↼‶) “