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蜗牛 25+ // UK // Mad For One Fan Man // header by @suibianjie

[harteus]

sooo, i’m really happy because i managed to paint with my injured arm after waiting for a month (!!! the wait was horrible) and i decided to finish this thing that was already quite finished. i started this like sooo long ago, and i never finished it because of a multitude of reasons, but mostly because the concept is so silly. i wish i would have made into a more concistent piece, now it just feels so scattered and indulgent. like why is he even naked, what’s even happening in this scene? let’s just say it was an exercise in background and details.

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

[ghanzana-blog]

I REALLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION *guitar riff*

I GET REALLY SAD WITHOUT CONSTANT VALIDATION *guitar riff*

[bigolegay]

The signs on a bad day

Aries: easily irritated, aggressive, jealous, needs their freedom and space

Taurus: doesn't give a shit about anything, hard to talk to, stubborn

Gemini: easily depressed, questions everything, insecurity, fickle

Cancer: wants to be alone, uncommunicative, competitive

Leo: criticizes everything, melodramatic, feels alone

Virgo: bad attitude, self-pitying, freaks out easily, very lazy

Libra: manipulative, dishonest, cold, sarcastic, nonchalant

Scorpio: explosive, revengeful, secretive, obsessive

Sagittarius: reckless, sarcastic, flaky, extremely harsh

Capricorn: feeling attacked, bossy, criticizes everyone and everything

Aquarius: too opinionated, wants to be alone, detached, guarded

Pisces: easily frustrated, out of touch with reality, gullible

[vneres]

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[tired-fandom-ndn]

Using subtitles as a supplement really shows how subtitles will just. Shamelessly skip parts of the dialogue. Chunks of sentences just get left out entirely.

[antlershade]

i've used subtitles since childhood due to having auditory processing issues. when i was a kid, this happened VERY rarely. And when the subtitles WERE bad, people would point out the error. We should not have to put up with this today.

Inaccurate subtitles are BAD subtitles. Subtitles that are out of sync with the video are BAD subtitles. Streaming services should be held accountable for doing a bad job with accessibility.

[sandersstudies]

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

[sandersstudies]

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

😭😭😭

[sandersstudies]

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

[sandersstudies]

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.

[coffeefocusrat]

[angelicguy]

why the hell do people make these. value pack posts.

[anemonequeen-moved]

we moan about how we're reblogging memes about being an adult or with adult themes (not in a sexual way in this case) and how it means we're all getting old, but isnt it great that despite everything we still find fun and humor in our adult lives?

[anemonequeen-moved]

i forgot what website i was on, hold on

[combatukulele]

[nicollekidman]

i love torturing myself with fictional characters just to make sure i can still access depth of feeling. i love being normal.

[unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated]

Every time I see Tom Cruise I think of a super old AVClub article written by some guy who works in the film industry about how weird celebrities are as humans and the story he told about how they were hanging out on set eating ice cream and Tom suddenly laughed awkwardly and said “it’s so great how there’s no gay people around, right guys?” I’m paraphrasing but barely

[unheimlichemaneuver-deactivated]

Here’s the real account

[prof-grace-aspen]

I have made a meme to explain how Millennials aren’t destroying industries, the industries are destroying us:

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[prof-grace-aspen]

I want to say I am delighted at everyone saying “this is the worst graph mathematically but I get your point and approve”.

[nowscience-blog]

Keeping the Tigers entertained

[mountainmavensandmuses]

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

[motivatedslacker]

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

[poptarttroublebiscuit]

I love how politely they’re taking turns

[khaleesiofthegreatdairystate]

Cats are literally all the same.

[r4cs0]

Suckers

[the-falling-graysons]

How to get the boys in the bath

[left-myself-in-the-alleyway]

How dare you hide this in the tags

[tlematimun]

Wei Ying, I have to go.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

FRANCE GAVE THE UK 12 POINTS THIS IS THE BAD PLACE SOMETHING IS WRONG

[snowiiiiie]

Eurovision viewers every year since the 50s: Of course France have a song in French again 🙄

France this year: We’re going to make the Académie française so mad and Europe so proud

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

Let’s remember that for a while, not that long ago, people from Brittany were forbidden to speak Breton and you weren’t allowed to name your kid something that was too obviously Breton, so it’s a huge FUCK YOU to the old French practice of trying to cancel its regional identities

[iwontshutuptilltheyaddgeckoemoji]

no one:

absolutely nobody:

polish special effects:

me, on my couch: