Aw, man. I shot Marvin in the face.

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

[mxnrique]

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

[fatfreefiddlefaddle-deactivated]

Taylor was never a feminist, y'all. She’s a fucking scam artist with goat bronchitis vocals and red lipstick.

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

And NATALIE PORTMAN IS PREGNANT TOO LIKE HOW BADASS IS SHE??

[vanillaspace]

[frostingfem-deactivated20181223]

[millennialgenderabolitionist]

I will never not reblog this. 

[chemicallyimbalancedangel-deact]

in the future when historians talk about this election:

[alguersaurus-deactivated2017022]

Can you believe that Sebastian Vettel has brought this glorious, noble sport into disrepute?

can

you

imagine

THAT?

[behexagusthegreat]

[stonedpervert-blog]

[hackedy-deactivated20130901]

I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor

[icemelona]

[tinderofficial]

free him

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

[onlytwitterpics]

[motherfuckingfineasspussymobile]

[pulpfanfiction]

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside

(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside

(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark

[snout]

my apparently very exclusive breaking bad fan theory

[lovefortv]

[bob-belcher]

my mom

[micdotcom]

Watch: Black family stands up to racist couple at San Antonio restaurant

[wilwheaton]

Oh. My. God.

[wetdirtandearth]

Apparently this happened at Chester’s Hamburgers on Pat Booker Rd in San Antonio. The owners didn’t intervene. Don’t eat there!

[thecourtreportersportedjorts]

Notice how they said “all lives matter” and yet kept on using racial slurs and basically advocated for slavery

Yanno, I read somewhere that there’s an implicit “too” at the end of “black lives matter”

I guess this goes to show that there’s an implicit “except black lives” at the end of “all lives matter”

[mjalti]

someone: *notices an intimate detail about me & shares the observation with me* me: who are u working for

[superfurries-deactivated2017020]

Manic Street Preachers ||| Generation Terrorists (February 10,1992)

[azaadi]

i’m so sick of the government reading but never liking my statuses