Malcolm Goode

  If you are reading this, it means you’ve stumbled across my blog, and somehow gained access to the content. I’ve made this secure as possible, so I will have to trust you will not share this information with just anyone. There are people out there who...

[thelorically]

Malcolm: 5 AM, the witching hour.

Adam: I’m pretty sure that’s midnight.

Malcolm: 5 AM, the devils hour.

Adam: Now I’m pretty sure that’s 3AM.

Malcolm: Then it’s just 5 AM and you need to go to bed.

[shittacuslore]

I need more attention. Where have all my fans gone?

[thelorically]

Isn’t your dead body in my basement?

[shittacuslore]

Perhaps

[thelorically]

Have... have you been living in my basement this whole time?!

[shittacuslore]

I need more attention. Where have all my fans gone?

[thelorically]

Isn’t your dead body in my basement?

[goddamnalientourists]

"Everyone always assumes I have a favorite son. That's not true. I love Ivan and Not Ivan equally." - General Sutekh, probably

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[thelorically]

You and Not-Adam can rot in the hole you deserve while I look after my beautiful, wonderful son.

[thelorically]

How are your sons adjusting?

Hello there, dear stranger, I hope you are well.

Sam, I believe, is currently taking an extended vacation, travelling the world with his girlfriend, Number Six. He calls home quite regularly - he’s been concerned about John, recently - and from what I can tell, he’s doing very well, given the circumstances. I’m glad of that. I’m glad that things are more relaxed now, that at least someone can come out of this war with a truly happy ending.  

And then there’s my son, Adam Goode. 

The situation he’s in right now sends my blood boiling.

He’s in Alaska right now, along with all the other surviving Mogadorians, allowed limited contact with the outside world, namely through his communications with me - which are no doubt being monitored.

He is treated as a prisoner of war, despite all that he has done and sacrificed and suffered, he is treated no better than one of Ra’s loyal goons.

It’s amazing, that the true enemy after all this time is man in it’s true form. 

I’m fighting daily to gain him his true rights - I’ve been denied face to face contact. Not that that’s going to stop me.

I’ll break him out if I have to, consequences be damned.

[thelorically]

So did you actually adopt Adam or are you just the best parent he ever had?

@officialpittacuslore or “Jay” as your blog lists you - 

Adam is, indeed, my adopted son!! After all he has been through, he needed a family, and I swear he is mine - Sam’s all for it too!. My wife on the other hand, well, she hasn’t actually met him yet (for reasons which make me blood boil, but of which I will address later), but from what I have told her, she’s eager to meet the son who brought the family back together. 

I’m not sure when it happened, but somewhere along the line, perhaps the very moment we met, I felt a… fatherly bond towards him, for want of a better phrase.

And thank you, I try my best to be the best father that I can be - I’m certainly a better family than his biological one, by far.

His father was a brute, an abusive coward who I would kill myself, if Adam already hadn’t.

From what I’ve heard of his sister, whom he talks about in the letters and emails he’s been able to send me, she is a trueborn Mogadorian through and through. 

Ivan - Adam’s writes about him sometimes. Now that the war is over, he suffers many a nightmare, as do I, and as does Sam, and John, and Six, and my wife, and everyone who saw horrors in those final days. Ivan too, was a brute, easily capable of murder, and at times, as I pour over Adam’s distress, I am angry that he died so early, as if he were alive today, he would not live much longer. 

As for his Mother - well, that’s more complicated. There’s a fine recording of a meeting I held with her recently on the blog of @orsumfenix Search up the file ‘Broken Glasses’ for further clarification.

Thank you, friend!

[thelorically]

Long time no see Humans, Loric and the scarce Mogadorian. 

 I return with great news, though I believe you may already know. If you don't though; The war is over! The Mogadorians are a threat no more. I've been away for a while, which may have alarmed you. 

No doubt you wondered if I would ever return, if I was, perhaps, one of the many lost. But as you can see, I'm alive. I've been making the most of my time and reconciling with my family (one wife, two sons - one's adopted!! But both are loved dearly) 

 Good luck, my friends. While there are no doubt many trying to recover from this war, at the least the battle is finally at rest.

If you have any queries as to my current state, send an ask my way!

[setracrap-ra]

So, how is the weather up there?

[thelorically]

Lots of rain.

[crayvexador]

Hey everyone, this is my first follow forever post. In the past few weeks I’ve reached over 1,150 followers, which is amazing to me, I never thought I’d have so many, and this is a thank you to all the people I follow for making my dashboard beautiful and funny! You guys are awesome!

*The list is in no particular order 

*Favs are bolded!

@lorienlegacies341, @sevenmarinas, @languageoflorien, @twomaggie, @lorienlegaciesconfessions, @thelorically, @thelorienlegaciesliveon, @totallynotloric, @loric-number-eight, @ourviolentfriendnine, @mogalorien, @megan-the-magical, @free-lorien, @sandoroflorien, @asknumbernine, @imagineyourlegacy, @thegardeliveforyou, @sluttynine, @legaciesoftheloric, @theloricgarde, @terrademon, @lorically, @adamusasstekh, @incorrectlorienlegaciesquotes, @iamtheentity, @holylorien, @samgoodeofficial, @loric-trickster, @devektra, @loric-trash, @lorics-and-legacies, @loriclove, @oneloric, @oneeyedloric, @loric-facts, @ella-ra.

[thelorically]

I am honoured to be part of this list. I thank you for your support and I sincerely congratulate you on your milestone!

[thelorically]

If your security is so important (I know it is, don't get offended) then how come you are blogging? I mean, mogadorians search the Web like Hawks, so don't you think if a commoner like me have access to this, then they can't see this? To me, it is stupidity!

I am well aware of the danger. I need to get the word out there, and this is an easy way of doing it. The benefits, in my belief, outweigh any risks involved. And I have more than a few tricks up my sleeve if the Mogadorians come for me.

[thelorically]

Happy birthday @samgoodeofficial soon you'll be as old as your Dad, just wait!

[thelorically]

A Loric Christmas

Merry Christmas, the Garde are very festive, Santa came last night and the penthouse is very full. Ho Ho Ho. Nine keeps putting mistletoe everywhere and surprising people by dropping from the ceiling. He’s kissed Eight, Marina, Sarah, and Adam so far - I think he’s trying for John next. He tried to kiss Six but she threatened to punch him.

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

[thelorically]

@samgoodeofficial

[samgoodeofficial]

@thelorically hey dad.
I just really wanted to ask you this, after all of this is over can we go back and see mom? I mean yeah we fought and I spent pretty much all of my time trying to find you- but I still miss her. 
Do you? 
We have alien friends and relationships but right now I just miss my human mom. 
Please can we go back dad. Together as a family this time??

[samgoodeofficial]

@thelorically

[thelorically]

Of course we can, son. God knows I love your Mother, and I miss her too, so, so much. I spent the best years of my life with that woman, before Pittacus busted down my door and got me into all this mess.

I wonder why he chose me, of all the people on earth? Did he forsee it, and seek me out on purpose? Or was I just the closest human who could help?

Your mother… In a way, she keeps me going. What’s that thing John’s always saying? ‘Lorics only love once’? Well, if that’s the case, we must have a Loric ancestor somewhere in our family tree, because there’s no way in hell I’ll ever love anyone more than your Mother - and you of course.

It was you, and your Mother, which has kept me sane all these years. My existence was the darkness, and my survival was my love for you.

So yeah, Sam, once this stuff is over, I think the universe owes us a hell of a family vacation.

(Oh, and you can invite Six along if you like, I think she and your mother would get along great, and Six would get to see all of your baby pictures…)

[samgoodeofficial]

Yay! Can we go to Hawaii? I always wanted to go there. And dad, I didn’t know you were so poetic.  Also Six is NOT coming with.  Never.

[thelorically]

Hawaii sounds great son! And haha, someone’s a little defensive isn’t he?

And of course I’m poetic son, how do you think I first scored a date with your mother? My skills of poetic nature are the reason for your existence…

If we’re going to Hawaii, do want to stay in a hotel or rent a temporary apartment?

[samgoodeofficial]

Your not that poetic, don’t out-do yourself.

And if we go to Hawaii we should stay there for like 3 months and invite the Garde over at different points. But not nine. He’s a shrimp.

IM NOT THAT DEFENSIVE!

[thelorically]

So it’s agreed, Hawaii, and Nine gets his own en suite?

[samgoodeofficial]

@thelorically hey dad.
I just really wanted to ask you this, after all of this is over can we go back and see mom? I mean yeah we fought and I spent pretty much all of my time trying to find you- but I still miss her. 
Do you? 
We have alien friends and relationships but right now I just miss my human mom. 
Please can we go back dad. Together as a family this time??

[samgoodeofficial]

@thelorically

[thelorically]

Of course we can, son. God knows I love your Mother, and I miss her too, so, so much. I spent the best years of my life with that woman, before Pittacus busted down my door and got me into all this mess.

I wonder why he chose me, of all the people on earth? Did he forsee it, and seek me out on purpose? Or was I just the closest human who could help?

Your mother… In a way, she keeps me going. What’s that thing John’s always saying? ‘Lorics only love once’? Well, if that’s the case, we must have a Loric ancestor somewhere in our family tree, because there’s no way in hell I’ll ever love anyone more than your Mother - and you of course.

It was you, and your Mother, which has kept me sane all these years. My existence was the darkness, and my survival was my love for you.

So yeah, Sam, once this stuff is over, I think the universe owes us a hell of a family vacation.

(Oh, and you can invite Six along if you like, I think she and your mother would get along great, and Six would get to see all of your baby pictures…)

[samgoodeofficial]

Yay! Can we go to Hawaii? I always wanted to go there. And dad, I didn’t know you were so poetic.  Also Six is NOT coming with.  Never.

[thelorically]

Hawaii sounds great son! And haha, someone's a little defensive isn't he?

And of course I'm poetic son, how do you think I first scored a date with your mother? My skills of poetic nature are the reason for your existence...

If we're going to Hawaii, do want to stay in a hotel or rent a temporary apartment?

[samgoodeofficial]

@thelorically hey dad.
I just really wanted to ask you this, after all of this is over can we go back and see mom? I mean yeah we fought and I spent pretty much all of my time trying to find you- but I still miss her. 
Do you? 
We have alien friends and relationships but right now I just miss my human mom. 
Please can we go back dad. Together as a family this time??

[samgoodeofficial]

@thelorically

[thelorically]

Of course we can, son. God knows I love your Mother, and I miss her too, so, so much. I spent the best years of my life with that woman, before Pittacus busted down my door and got me into all this mess.

I wonder why he chose me, of all the people on earth? Did he forsee it, and seek me out on purpose? Or was I just the closest human who could help?

Your mother… In a way, she keeps me going. What’s that thing John’s always saying? ‘Lorics only love once’? Well, if that’s the case, we must have a Loric ancestor somewhere in our family tree, because there’s no way in hell I’ll ever love anyone more than your Mother - and you of course.

It was you, and your Mother, which has kept me sane all these years. My existence was the darkness, and my survival was my love for you.

So yeah, Sam, once this stuff is over, I think the universe owes us a hell of a family vacation.

(Oh, and you can invite Six along if you like, I think she and your mother would get along great, and Six would get to see all of your baby pictures…)

[crayvexador]

OH MY GOD LAST DEFENSE IS ON MALCOLM THIS IS HAPPENING I REPEAT THIS IS HAPPENING

[thelorically]

Big things ahead.

I’ll update you when I can.

Stay safe.