Bad Wolf

The thoughts of a girl you'll always ignore. My life is as complicated as I have made it. I don't make the best decisions. Especially when it comes to 'love'. But I love anyway. I am reckless, intense, and loyal. But I'm also a really shitty person. I'll deal with it.

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[ripe]

[thepersonalquotes]

[thepersonalquotes]

[thedankmemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “I’m sorry daddy; I’ve been very naughty” are simultaneously saying very similar and very different things.

[angelrinisadork]

Pro tip for writers: This is what people mean when they say “sure they’re synonyms but it still dramatically changes the entire meaning of a sentence.”

[brokenflicker]

I think I'm OKAY // Machine Gun Kelly & YUNGBLUD

[depresseddisneyprincess]

I know you miss them, but you are better off without them.

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[books-n-quotes]

No matter how long you have traveled in the wrong direction, you can always turn around.

[booksquoteslife]

“Her eyes are pure stars, and her fingers, if they touch you, freeze you to the bone.” - Virginia Woolf, Orlando: A Biography

[teacup13-deactivated20200319]

“I hope you never regret me”

— before you, doors often led me to nowhere - now every room is filled with you.. and now that you’ve let me in, I’m going to love you from the inside out. you scatter my heartbeats. These are not just butterflies anymore, they’re entire galaxies swirling in my chest, and though I’ve forgiven winter for breaking and entering, I don’t believe in love without you. in your eyes , I’m whole. In your arms, I’m unbreakable. In your heart, I’m home.

[valentina-poem]

[another-lost-soul-98]

[gothigh2fly]

The only thing more exhausting than being depressed, is pretending that you're not.

[warmheartcoldbones]

I feel like the only person I really have is myself. Which sucks cause I hate myself.