well behaved bitches seldom make history

My name is Laura. I am twenty-three, and I am a bit of a comedy nerd.

[sevenevilexes]

I've decided that we should have the Troy and Abed handshake.

YES. ...and we should get plastered one night and perform the raps to randoms!

[coffeeshopgirls]

[shesgotthedevilinherheart]

[demondaysarefashiondays]

[naboorus]

Women would never spending forty years wandering the desert. One of us would have the good sense to stop and ask for directions. Am I right, ladies, am I right? Fuck Moses!

[cuntula]

[grammatically-incoherent]

[sevenevilexes]

Taylor Townsend was my favourite.

[sevenevilexes]

If you aren't working and are sitting inside today I pity you.

Shorts, Dear Deidre, Sunshine, sorted.

[sevenevilexes]

Interesting Fact

The Post Office smells worse than the tip.

[sevenevilexes]

The tip (recycling centre) is a magical place.

[walkinginmysilverblues-deactiva]

[marykateandashley-blog]

New: MKA at their studio in NY

[suicideblonde]

Mary Kate Olsen photographed by Terry Richardson

[sevenevilexes]

In a horrible mood

opened a pack of McVities Chocolate Digestives and won't stop till I feel sick.

[sevenevilexes]

It's almost uniform time at work

But this time round it'll be a planned purchase of things that will impress the higher ups rather than "pretty dress you are mine".

[mishykins]

[sevenevilexes]

Lars Von Triers' 'Melancholia' starring Kirsten Dunst, Charlotte Gainsbourg and Kiefer Sutherland looks like a beautiful film.