put that back where you found it or so help me

You are CROWBAR, and you're sort of the leader of the Felt, or at least you're content with everyone thinking that. In addition to LEADING the whole thing, you also take care of some DIRTY WORK and INTERROGATIONS for your Felt- basically the things NO ONE ELSE wants to do. {Exactly what it says on the can.}

[sleepinglauren-deactivated20130]

[lockmeawaywithnokey-deactivated]

[moclamine]

[clownprince]

Be honest… is that a crowbar through your head — or are you just happy to see me?!

J (via clownprince)

[christdookie]

[dstroyed]

i want that snake

[skysoaring-deactivated20160204]

have a photoset of snakes laughing at your misfortune

[gaynosha]

this is fine

[pinkerincy]

Just one .

[nuitpastel]

[sevenlivesnotnine]

Well doll, you do not have to take the offer, though it stands.

thanks, ma belle

very kind of you.

[unsounded]

Follow me: Cant-Remember-Last-Night

[sevenlivesnotnine]

Yes! Please let me treat you at some point. Maybe not now, but whenever?

well i guess but you really dont need to

i did offer to help with the frogs in the first place

[sevenlivesnotnine]

Bene! There are no more frogs, yes? And my apartment is clean. Darling, grazie, I could never thank you enough! You are a brilliant man! I would like to take you out for a thank you at some point.

de rien.

oh come on now i wouldnt say brilliant

but merci all the same.

that would be nice i guess

[sevenlivesnotnine]

Hey sweet thing, how you been? Frog free day's I do hope.

bonjour, ma belle

ive been well

still having trouble looking at frogs without picturing utter carnage, but im sure thatll fade.

comment allez-vous?

[nm-997]

[iainyork]

Red poison dart frog (Oophaga pumilio) (4) by pbertner on Flickr.

iainyork

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

“We didn’t share with him.” Submitted By: The Boston Family Location: California, United States 

[33588495215]

Nothing’s different except his hat color, sorry bout that, ehehe

OH GGNDDFS OK yes here’s the edited version THANK U AGAIN MIMIIII yelLS!