fuck it, favourite part of a head of iceberg lettuce
the leafy green part
the crunchy white part
not a single one
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fuck it, favourite part of a head of iceberg lettuce
the leafy green part
the crunchy white part
not a single one
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fuck it, favourite part of a head of iceberg lettuce
the leafy green part
the crunchy white part
Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.
big day today
queued for the next wednesday the 12th
happy wednesday the 12th everyone
you fools
it's february 12th
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Why thanks
for rhe past four yaers of pandemic my sole sourge of income has been buying packets of cigarettes from the shop and reselling them to people on the street for like ~USD0.1 markup each time . well i finally broke throughe with my market innovation. im disrupting the cigarettes reseller market. now im selling individual cigaretes - someone comes up to me and doesn't want to buy a wholepacket just some 2 cigs and i can easily provide them. i do it all at the same conventient rate because its a base price efor all my dangers amd risks taken. which means if i sell 1 box of individiual cigarttes i can get 20 times my gain from one box of cigarets. so im statrting my advertising influence campaign "Want 1 Cigarette?" and as well as "Cigarettes… Just Have One". anyway its a lot of fucking work is what i was saying
andmy beautiful suit which i had taylored for my successful buisness persona
I'm going to disable reblogs on every single post of mine except this one.
strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭
He is the greatest and noblest hobbit in the shire and I will not hear his name slandered.
Ah, Dildo Shaggins
If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?
This is funnier on mobile. It's like hot gluing a coin to the sidewalk but the glue pools out under it making it obvious at a glance that it is a prank.
If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?
Yes, in good humor
Yes, spitefully
Only if there's something unique/interesting about it
No, but I smile about it
No, because I'm annoyed about it
Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it
Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!
Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.
OH DONT YOU DARE
Too bad.
Duck Top Hat Day
do something to prev
lobotomize
hug
microwave
kiss (romantic or platonic)
vivisect and study
pick up like a ferret
erase from existence at all points in time
cannibalize
upload brain to the digital afterlife
maul with bare hands
launch into space
tuck into bed
quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way
Is good both sweet and bitter
Subway got a deep fryer?
Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more
No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges
It's 3 days till Christmas again you know what that means
three days before Christmas thank god I have my decorations out still
Heya, it January 9th. This post be either èarly or late.
it’s fat fuck friday
mr. boombastic
meanwhile in a different dimension…
skinny bitch sunday……..
slim shit saturday
I dont have thoughts btw.
Surprisingly, I have only one: what's with all the hats?
Roses are red
A key unlocks
I'm inside your house
Eating your clocks