planet of war

[deathandmysticism]

Plague, Dance of the Rats, 17th century

[actuary-tattoo]

Me n the girls

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

new yorkers having fun

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

i think the best practical joke any video game pulled was Skyrim opening their game making you think the rebellion was this amazing noble cause against an oppressive government (as most fantasy universes frame it), but then you pretty much immediately find out that the stormcloaks are just racists with swords and the empire isn’t really all that terrible save your standard government problems. 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

yall are gonna have to stop sending me messages about how im an imperial government of tamriel apologist

[cvberitual]

the greybeards aren’t any help either. or the blades. Skyrim is just a bunch of rednecks who hate each other.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

THE DARK BROTHERHOOD WAS GOOD TO EVERYONE

[persephones-flowers]

they killed people for money

[feralsaarebas]

But at least they weren’t racist about it

[crybourg]

everyone killed eachother for money but they were the most egalitarian about it

[redpetal]

[foragecore]

a mandarin orange is a most lovely fruit. compact + comes in a very tidy little vessel. rich in vitamin c and other essential nutrients. very sweet also

[parakeet]

imagine if JK Rowling started announcing outlandish things about characters from books she doesn’t even own

[parakeet]

JK Rowling confirms that Rodrick Heffley from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series is a closeted furry

[teenagerposts]

me at 4am: who am i

[weirdmageddon]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

[natehankz]

[preschooldr0pout]

[cashwheel]

dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive

[kookooroobi]

[casanovakevin]

this aesthetic is called utensils&shoelaces, i just invented it

[toxicmen]

me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!

me, 4 hours later:

[starapture]

rotoscope ☼ ☽

[starapture]

[tonyzaret]

[cursedcatimages]

[officialunitedstates]

cant have an opinion these days without people either agreeing with you or disagreeing with you