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I made this profile so that I can scream about the things I like. Mostly TMA and BSD probably.

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Don't mind this post, it's just here so I can force myself to actually post something without overthinking everything that I'm saying. If you're somehow seeing this have a fish for your troubles

Also englis not good sorry

Devils Hole pupfish - Wikipedia

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*normal elias* "hello john, apologies for the deception"

*elias in a storm calling john* "hello john, apologies for the reception"

*elias after catching the ball john was throwing to martin* "hello john, apologies for the interception"

*elias after accidentally walking into john* "hello john, apologies for the connection"

*elias when his metal detector wont stop beeping* "hello john, apologies for the detection"

*elias after checking how johns work is going* "hello john, apologies for the inspection"

*elias after buying a mirror for the institute* "hello john, apologies for the reflection"

*elias after making john do the thing he was supposed to do* "hello john, apologies for the delegation"

sry

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“she fed him to me.”

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one sentence summaries of every TMA episode

(1-60 i'll add more soon)

part 2 up!

world's most effective anti-smoking PSA

man DOES NOT open coffin. everyone claps.

woman is judgemental towards neighbor even though she has hobbies that are just as weird.

book makes multiple people fall off chair.

man finds bag of teeth and decides he absolutely needs to fuck around and find out.

worm sti.

there was a SCARY MAN in the WAR.

fuck this tree

well at least ted bundy was a great father :)

i'm like 55% sure vampires are real and i'm willing to take those odds

bitches be dying. you're next.

we kill this man because he made the soda too warm.

sorry ur husband's dead. maybe get some help.

Unbox with me ! (GONE WRONG)

hah i'm safe from this one because i have decided to Never Go Into a Cave Ever.

man is so annoying about this spider that even his cat can't be bothered

man's bully finds a book about a Bone Turner and subsequently begins turning people's bones.

this guy sucks at DIY home improvement

aw maybe this priest didn't do anything THAT bad!

oh fuck nevermind

THE SKY ATE MY SON.

the worms stole my identity. i haven't left the house in days.

man beats german children at game of bravery and wins a coin (he later loses this coin)

my ex boyfriend gets casted in the muppets and dies

sorry mom, i've abandoned jesus for a new religion : jesus in the dark.

tall squiggly and HANDsome

old man arm wrestles demon through door knob

the buzzfeed unsolved guys finally catch a ghost but it's their sound tech

immortality but at what cost

working at the big meat factory was so traumatizing it made me vegetarian

i go to america and get almost killed by a furry

well if you love that wasp nest so much why don't you MARRY it (and then she did)

antisocial boat crew bands together to exclude one guy from a midnight party. he dies from the rejection.

bone apple teeth

remember when that norwegian guy threw a tantrum about us not digging a hole? turns out we were right to not dig that hole.

babe come over my parents have taken ill and passed away

man fucks around and it costs him everything

HOMOPHOBIC CHINESE VASE

oh god oh fuck the worms are here

thank you for participating in worms! please rate your wormsperience from 1 to 10.

the wormsperience has left me deeply scarred. i'm going to get lost in a tunnel about it.

🎸music makes me loose control🎸

spooky stories to tell at the next police slumber party

child threatens to run away and join the circus one too many times, and now the circus has come to cash in.

these mosquitoes are mad sus

man frequents local barnes and noble and then dies(?) after liking a book too much.

realtor gets eaten by the backrooms twice. it's a terrible shame.

both me and this weird goth dude have an unsatisfying italy vacation

guy who turns people's bones gets a new job where he continues to turn people's bones.

man who should never be allowed to build prisons builds a prison.

Something Big Is In The Water.

what if u heard me about 15 feet behind you fumbling around and calling out ur name 😳 (and we were both prison guards)

i'm going to be honest i didn't retain anything from this episode except that this guy has the silliest old man voice ever

everybody hates the tax man, including these creepy taxidermy animals

hmmgh. ant house.

so turns out being only 55% sure that vampires are real in my career as a vampire hunter has had some consequences.

the only thing keeping you company in space is your abandonment issues

🎶 the snack that smiles back 🎶 (my husband!)

maybe the real treasure was the house siblings we encased in spider web along the way.

your dead brother wrote books about ancient myths and WHAT

Part 2

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TMAGP 32 spoilers

See? Colin is alive and alright! He's even ready to give them his helping hand! Or his helping teeth!

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I've been relistening to TMA again and anytime Jon says something about his sleep (for example MAG 113 "I’m not too concerned, to be honest, my dreams are, uh… well, let’s just say I don’t think they’re going to be letting anyone else in any time soon.") or a statement giver says something about not sleeping well after making a statement (like Mikaele Salesa in MAG 115. I also remember that at some point Basira and Daisy talk about how Daisy still has nightmares, but Basira doesn't after joining the institute, don't remember which episode it was though) I lose my mind a little. Because the first time I listened to MAG 120 I was so shocked about the whole Jonathan Sims having spooky traumatic dreams situation, but now in retrospect it was so obvious that something was wrong, I just kinda ignored it lmao

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I'm so not normal about TMAGP

I'm not very good at making theories and stuff, but I need to ramble about it anyways, so here are my very unorganized thoughts.

I've seen some people say that maybe Sam ended up in a different universe than the TMA universe. Which means that maybe The Archivist is a Johnathan Sims, just not our Jonathan Sims. Either way now I really want to see an AU where John is just an evil little man. It's definitely not the case here, just a fun thought.

If this is the TMA universe though (or something similar) then people remembering John's face is so sad :((. After his death he's remembered not as John, but as The Archivist. At least he's not another goddamn mystery though.

Maybe I'm stupid but I still don't know why Collins called Alice before he tried to murder a goddamn computer with a crowbar.

Like?? This wasn't the first time he tried to do something like this, why did he think that he messed up now?? It also sounded like he knew that he would die. Did he find out something more about the computer that we don't know (or I didn't catch on yet lmao)?? Did he call AFTER the computer ate him (I know it's not possible since his... Everything got deleted but it's a funny concept)??? Huh???

This moment is very funny but I think the answer is no.

I'm still worried about Teddy. "So- um. The thing is, the new job it’s… it’s not exactly-" doesn't sound very good.

I'm too tired to think about any dots OR connect them for that matter, but I really love this episode. Also I still don't understand how Tumblr works. If anyone sees this, have a fish for your troubles.

Oarfish - Wikipedia

Edit: Oh right I also forgot about MAG 114. I wonder if shes from TMAGP or another universe.