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at least that's basically how i see him

when i say i like snape i don't mean i idolise him and claim he is a pure sweet little baby that has done nothing wrong like ever,

thats what the marauders stans do with the little bitches.

when i say i like snape i mean i like his cruel bitchy self, i like the man that hates his job and hates teaching dunderheads. i like the man that made me laugh as as a child because severus snape was what everyone expected evil witches to be just for him to end up being a brat's babysitter. i like severus snape with all his flaws. i like severus snape as he was, not a version of him i made up in my head.

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In the Goblet of Fire, did each house have dance practice for the Yule Ball lead by their head? like when McGonagall taught Gryffindor how to partner dance. does Slytherin have practice too?

so here’s snape, forced to lead dance rehearsal, and all he says is “dance.” he sits down to read a book, occasionally looking up to scowl.

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there’s two ways this can go:

1 - most slytherins are already quite adept at dancing because they’ve attended their parents’ parties, and/or since they’re traditionalists they would have had training, so all snape really has to do is let them practice on their own while he catches up on his reading while randomly calling out “your footwork, Zabini, for merlin’s sake, i can hear you dragging your right heel from here”

or 2 - he teaches them outright because there is no fucking way minerva is going to one-up him again when it comes to their students’ dancing and he would rather expose to the slytherins just how ridiculously good he is at these dances than have to face minerva’s smirk at the yule ball if potter manages to best malfoy at doing a bloody waltz

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Wow I can't believe that the biggest Snape stan there ever was, was Alan Rickman himself

And the biggest snater there ever was, was Severus Snape himself

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love like you

If I could begin to be half of what you think of me, I could do about anything…

I could even learn how to love.

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If I could begin to do, something that does right by you, I would do about anything…

I would even learn how to love.

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I always thought I might be bad, now I’m sure that it’s true,

‘cause I think you’re so good… and I’m nothing like you.

Look at you go, I just adore you. I wish that I knew,

what makes you think I’m so special…

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When I see the way you look, shaken by how long it took, I could do about anything.

I could even learn how to love… like you.

Love like you,

Love me like you.

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hogwarts professors in their natural habitats (staring ominously at some unknown entity)

▻photographed by annie leibovitz: october 2001 variety issue, and mark seliger: october 2002 variety issue◅

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look at me go with another platinum post

last night, I had good intentions. I decided to watch some harry potter, because that’s always a good thing to do, right??

it started out lovely: commentary, snacks, a wonderful plot-questions to be answered...

10:30 pm. I knew I was in for it (there’s no going back), once I clicked “play” on the remote........ and the result?? hp and the deathly hallows: part TWO.

around 2:30 AM, we hit the scene by the lake. the deed happens... i’m uncontrollable. the viewers taking part in the “movie-watching” stay silent. then the memory scene-it always gets me. after harry opened the golden snitch, we had to hit pause.

it was a long pause.

we were in the final leg of the race. the movie was almost finished, and harry starts “albus severus potter,” and the waterworks return.

i’ve decided to share this story as a warning: do not watch deathly hallows part 2 unless absolutely necessary, especially if you plan on watching it before you sleep. you can kiss your gorgeous, puff-free eyes good-bye.