Severus Snape Confessions

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I’m guessing this blog isn’t abandoned…

but why is Snape’s hair always so greasy? It’s like a big part of his character. Does it represent something about his character, is it just a condition, or is he just lazy and doesn’t wash it? U would think he would afford proper shampoos after his high status as Potions master, or make a nice potion to do the job. Idk

definitely not an abandoned blog but I haven't had the heart to feed it lately.

Thanks for your observation on Snape's hair though.

No doubt that his fine hair is more prone to be greasy. I have met people with the same kind of black feathery hair and it looks greasy even 3h after shampoo. So, hair structure and then, his poor hygiene.

Probably most frequent cause as he was a kid/teenager than an adult, because I can attribute the greasy hair as an adult to the constant exposure to potion fumes. A depression can also make you care a little less about your own body and hygiene in some cases is what goes downhill. Since he was a teacher and had a "public persona" , as an adult as I mentioned, I see it more due to the very nature of his hair and the fumes.

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Do you think Severus is ticklish?

unexpectedly over his navel and the underside of the ribcage, yes.

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Would severus squeeze if he held his partner from the middle? Like hold their sides and squeeze unintentionally because they feel plush and soft, would he be tempted to?

Who isn't?

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You’re still alive babe I’m glad

Thank you for the love ☺️

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What do you think severus's hyperfixiations are?

I don't know what you would consider as a hyperfixation.

I would say that he would love to investigate on different herbs and their properties, having a private and very thorough herbarium , with dried plants or drawings if he couldn't find the plant or save a spare to dry out.

I'd also say that he would be a "gossip queen" and would only rest after he knew all the details of something that was bothering him. He would be the one to know everything, not to spread.

In my head he is also a fan of music, classical rock or any type of old age rock being his favourite. Maybe a vynil collector? I'm projecting hard in this case but I can see it.

I can totally imagine him in the dark, lying down on his beaten couch, with headphones over his ears, listening to Echoes by Pink Floyd with his eyes closed.

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I did a past life regression, wasn't able to focus (I have adhd) and couldn't stop thinking about wawa commercials. I fell asleep and in my dream, I was at this school similar to hogwarts, there were banners and balcony, the school a top an enormous hill. Students were doing that little fireworks trick with their wand and it was just so fucking awesome (that's why I'm kinda mad I woke up to tell you this). I started dating this boy, he was a bit shorter than me but he was cute and I walked him to the science room to sit down on the bench, the science room looked similar to snape's d.a.d.a room but more modern (I'm surprised I knew my way around, i knew exactly where to go). It was just so fucking mystical and awesome, anyone who likes harry potter would've loved it.

this was your past life regression: proof that Hogwarts exists. Thank you for your contribute

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If Severus Snape had been more conventionally attractive (think of Sirius Black) so many more people would have loved him, no matter the "bad" things he did. (Putting bad in quotes not because I think the things he did weren't bad; just because I don't think he's doomed as a character just because of those).

A lot of people who hate Snape will mock him for the lack of self care and the greasy hair... And only after that they hate him because he had been a Death Eater.

If Sirius Black had had the same story and backstory as Snape, way less people would've bat an eye.

And in my opinion this is why a lot of marauders stans love Regulus Black, despite him having a similar backstory to Snape.

Sigh.

No doubt that the looks definitely play a part on the side of t- no I can't say anything .

My mouth is permanently shut.

But most people who hate Snape also point out that he bullied the students and use that argument until it gets tired. It is exhausting.

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This blog has probably been abandoned but I am going to throw my confession at you just bc. I hate fics where Snape is ultimately the best human ever to exist. Excellent cook, excellent musician, excellent everything. Hate them all. Let my man b flawed

Ha!

No this blog has not been abandoned, just neglected.

And I am inclined to agree!

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30.7.2024 , Kofi

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Support Mani!

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Everyone wants to bang, marry or kiss Severus. I want to give him a nice bubble bath and wash his hair

I would like to do all of the above thank you

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Unpopular opinion but I don’t think severus is pale white, but with a more of yellowish undertone that makes him look extremely sick when he’s tired rather than a dying Victorian dying child

liver problems perhaps ?

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I solemnly swear that Severus called Petunia Tuna

It should be canon.

It has to be.

Do you think that's why Petunia hated him fervently?

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are you alive admin? is this page abandoned?

I am indeed alive! Thank you for reaching out! No, not abandoned at all. I have 4 confessions to post but ... I wanted to be inspired to reply and it hasn't happened yet.

If you want to send more confessions, my inbox is always open!

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what would be severus favourite meal so his beloved one can cook for him at stressful and bad days?

My urge to reply to this in a dirty way is fogging my brain.

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On my period thinking about Severus finding/making potions to ease all these horrible symptoms I experience😭

No one will convince me that in the magical world there isn't a cramp-relieving potion or unguent for people who menstruate.

And of course, Severus would be the one who would come up with the most effective one.

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Hey! Not sure if i can do this cause it’s not really a confession but you must be pretty involved in the snape fandom so you might have seen what i’m talking about. Basically it was a fanart about how severus’ hair length changed from year to year during his hogwarts education and i saw it once and haven’t been able to find it since 😭

If you know could you give me directions on where to find it? Or if you don’t at least this please for help will hopefully be seen by people who might help me.

Tysm for your time!

Before anyone beats me for it, I am not ignoring the previous confessions, I am just a little busy.

I don't recall coming across that particular artwork so I will open your question to this page's followers - they may know !!!

Thank you for reaching out !

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Severus is a pussy drunk (when his lover is a woman) and nothing in this world will make me change my mind.

It was like Doja Cat said:

i like noses i like big noses because- well... because you can kinda like- you can like.. sit on em.

I never thought I would live long enough to see Severus Snape's name in the same context as a Doja Cat's song.