the pernicus

I'm gonna kill you

[sexbeanpernicus]

in the new zealand armed forces you can actually get executed for swearing. its an archaic law, seldom enforced, but one unlucky private in 2017 was beheaded for saying "crap" after dropping a lunch tray on his pinkie toe.

[sexbeanpernicus]

Q: did you hear about the businessman who got thrown from a window?

A: He bunped his head and died shortly thereafter

[sexbeanpernicus]

i invented a gun that makes a cash register sound when you reload it

cha-ching babey

[sexbeanpernicus]

just a parlour trick

just a little sleight of hand

[sexbeanpernicus]

the honest hour

it happens

New peom

[funnyterro]

5 BIGGEST PLANETS IN ARE SOLAR SYSTEM:

1. The sun

2. Earth

3. The moon

4. Jupiter

5. Mars

[sexbeanpernicus]

Me if I caught fire

Ahh fire! I will burn!

[sexbeanpernicus]

All of duty

[dawnpost]

hey did you know werner herzog is a cannibal? he made a movie about cannibalism. and he said he loves the tender juicy taste of human flesh

[crazcartridge-deactivated202508]

this quote from star trek is eerily prescient today

[sexbeanpernicus]

Dirk Beanbad will see you now

[sexbeanpernicus]

Got a new peom out

for then

cool hand

[dawnpost]

a spacesuit built for two

[sexbeanpernicus]

*whistling to call my men off*

[sexbeanpernicus]

we were promised a place at the table at this peace conference and now youve pissed off our delegation you will see the extent of our anger

[sexbeanpernicus]

the GTA V train is attached to my nuts

the GTA V train is dragging me through los santos by my nuts

[sexbeanpernicus]

oughhh

I just hit my elbow on something