allergy explosion

one in ten babies are food sensitive. fucking babies.

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Want a sticker or shirt or tote bag or hoodie or duvet of Robert Smith as the Zodiac Killer singing How Soon Is Now? I’ve got you covered.

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What if Stephen Conroy fell down the K-hole?

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Sometimes I get bored and ask myself questions like:

What if Bronwyn Bishop knew about crimes before they happened?

What if Chris Mitchell was a space pirate?

What if Mark Arbib and John Faulkner put aside their factional differences to form hit pop duo Wham!?

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if the NSA think they're getting into my tumblr account that i haven't logged into since october, they've got another thing coming

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LISTEN EVERYBODY, ROCK AND ROLL DREAMS WILL COME THROUGH

MUSIC IS THE MASTER, CAN'T YOU HEAR IT CALLING YOU

THE ROCK WILL BATHE YOU, THE ROLL WILL SAVE YOU

IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE CHOSEN FEW

AND IT WILL BE TRUE THAT ROCK AND ROLL DREAMS'LL COME THROUGH

[mitchclem]

Okay, I just have to share this at this point because dudebro won’t let up. So, a couple days ago, I get home from a DELIGHTFUL EVENING out at some of my favorite bars, we ate some awesome Mexican food, I was in a great place and was about to go to bed when I found this email in my inbox: — Hey...

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Here is an hour of stand-up I shot and edited with Ben Pobjie.

At some point we will have to re-examine the sustainability of the Put Everything Up For Free business model. But not today!

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The final episode of Masterchat! With special guest Alice Zaslavsky!

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I have some ideas for Kevin Rudd and Tony Abbott. And some opinions about a few other things. I had to get them out. Because of coffee, mostly.

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I can't believe we've done 9 of these.

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Today we fact-check the latest piscatorial pictorial effort from the Courier Mail’s Sean Leahy, who gives us a fish-eye view of the other side of a recent military training exercise mishap.

As two fish watch over four inert bombs that have been dropped amongst the rich coral life, one...

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Should MasterChef have asked a Muslim to cook pork?

Leaving aside that this is a cooking competition and part of that involves cooking what they ask you to cook in the contest... and leaving aside that it would be kind of crazy for them to just take one of the main meats off the table because a Jew or Muslim was in the game... and leaving aside that it isn't actually necessarily haram to cook pork for someone else, as long as you don't buy or eat it... and leaving aside that Samira would have been fully aware of the fact that she would have to do this and if she was concerned she would have consulted an imam before agreeing to be on the show... and leaving aside that the concern she showed, on-screen at least, was more to do with the fact that she had to cook pork in an elimination challenge having never cooked it before and knowing that she was unable to taste-test it... leaving all that aside... this article is WRONG because it says that Samira was kicked out because of her brioche when clearly she was kicked out because Noelene makes for more interesting viewing.

How do I know this insider television gossip? BECAUSE NOELENE DIDN'T GET KICKED OUT AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A HOT DOG.

There was a hot dog making contest and she didn't even make a hot dog.

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Episode 6 of Masterchat, w/ Ben Pobjie and Elyce Phillips.

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Ben Pobjie talks to Alice Zaslavsky about Western Australia Week and what it's actually like to be on Masterchef.

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Masterchat - Episode 4: The Italian Job (by Gather Around Me)

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I made a video with Ben Pobjie and Adam Richard. They're talking about Week 3 of Masterchef Australia 2013. Do please enjoy their occasionally smutty opinions.