Sext Police

Here to fuck up your sexting experience ;) We are two people that love to mess with creeps and fuckboys. Message us with your suggestions and we'll attempt your wishes ;)

[lolotd-blog1]

Dank fix- lolotd

[lolotd-blog1]

Dank fix- lolotd

[ahfistinggloryartholes-blog]

The greatest video I have ever found on the internet oh my god.

[fozby]

time to feed my babies

[powerwank]

omg

[localstarboy]

Nahhh they actually made 2016 into a horror movie LOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

[with-practice]

LMFAOOOOO

[neo-soulless]

BYE

[bangkokbunny-deactivated2017011]

GOD

[shoopsi]

what if ducks threw bread back at you

[castiels-feathery-butt]

you’d have to duck

[hashtagloveloses]

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[confessionsofateenagefitblr-dea]

plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family

[eleveun]

okay

[sextpolice-blog]

concept

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

[ignaciovarga-deactivated2021031]

the only victory of 2016

[mintymedley]

By accepting his Oscar, he unknowingly opened the seventh seal of the apocalypse.

[magess]

GIVE IT BACK

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[paulwelsey]

Omg

[antoniporowski]

FUCK 

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Women aren’t allowed to have knees

[camalilium]

betty spaghetti lookin ass

[mirroroftime1528-deactivated202]

I have found the true meaning of life

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

boyfriend: im so glad we visited hawaii me *disappointed after not seeing Stitch anywhere*: yea it was ok i guess .

[neo-soulless]

This is so fall 2016 specific, I can’t imagine explaining it to my children

[fucking-shitaki-deactivated2012]

[naturepunk]

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

[brennacedria]

[twitterlols]

[crybbcancer-deactivated20210421]

@imm-a-princess US

[sextpolice-blog]

idea: sextpolice exposing the nasty undercurrent in socially portrayed sexuality. (porn, behaviors, and trends that go beyond fetish and are just plain sick.) example: pedophilia promotion on tv. or: " we do porn because we hate christ and goy"--said every jewish porn director ever. also: James Deen(porn star): murderer! also: porn girls: always there by choice? also: sexuality in children's media. I understand none of this is funny. but, in case you ever wanted to help wake people up.

hey :)

I’m sorry for the late respond. That’s an intresting idea but tbh I don’t have an idea how I can do that...Do you have any suggestion?. But we appreciate your idea. Thank you!

-Sincerly

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