yike(s)

pizza crime is eternal

[sexhaver]

(touches ground) something terrible happened here

[chateauofmymind]

best review i’ve ever written. universally applicable

[memewhore]

[kelcipher]

[funnytwittertweets]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

[noahnomore]

[rosecrystal]

[ashereden]

Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[bi-halobearer]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

i love youtube comments

[shittymoviedetails]

This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.

[tanzenlicht]

Oh come on, that’s not fair. Women aren’t featured in nearly that many Marvel movies.

[railroadsoftware]

me: (farts right before leaving a store) my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing me: no we got to go right now

[twitterlols]

[shittymoviedetails]

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

[dunsalien]

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet