Glorious mother fucker

I do what I want....

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

+6 stealth -8 charisma

[iamoutofideas]

pisslord

[shabootyisland]

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[trynsave]

[footballdreamlife]

[soysauceb0y]

He touched the bar with his bar

[thetatteredmind]

Pffft

[onlyblackgirl]

Imagine losing because of your dick.

[surprisebitch]

devastated by the dick

[mcmxxxlll]

Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore (Duomo), Florence, Italy

[officialdundermifflinpaper]

[snailtongue]

[oddfilmstills]

valerie and her week of wonders (1970)

[barbiecartel-deactivated2022123]

[japan-esque]

[luckilyforever]

How is this not a marina and the diamonds lyric

[gabrielgastelum]

Jesus on Easter

[starship-goldfish]

[re-l-mayer-deactivated20180609]

same

[2seeitall]

[pukicho]

Someone say something stupid so I can use this picture:

And feel cool

[davidproductions]

[pukicho]

God no, not like this

[helltitty]

someone please photoshop That Drake Picture onto this. He has a bride now

[christianstepmoms]

she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen

[distinguishedbaloney]

[hentaidaddy666]

[meanplastic]

i feel attacked