Jessie

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

[hollowboobtheory]

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

[no-chill-at-all]

[foulserpent]

you ever just…. fall into a burning ring of fire? and go down, down, down as the flames get higher? and like it burns burns burns etc. the ring of fire lol

[luuvbott-deactivated20200728]

Steve saying: "Can I talk to my friend...out there?"

Nothing has made me feel so at peace with my inner child like this. Thank you, Steve ❤

[saltysenpai-deactivated20250404]

[rootbeergoddess]

I’m 30 years old and this has been grinning ear to ear

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

Awwww!! They signed “thanks” at the end!

[ruinedchildhood]

The U.S. government wiping our memories after we all turn up at Area 51

[globalriseofblackpeople]

[zatala13]

THIS‼️

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[caelysiiirl]

legit my mom uses traditional / herbal medicine and remedies all the time and they work but I still get all my necessary vaccinations whenever necessary because she was a nurse and she’s not dumb and they also work

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

i think a lot about how the conductor of the polar express just blasted the shit out of that kid for not knowing where the damn train was going

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

“you comin?”

“where?”

W̪H̵͙̳Y ̛̤̣̣̮̱͉T̬̰͚O̺ ̭̜ͅͅT̪̰̰̼͓̰̪̕H̭E ͚̱͎͙͘N̴̮̭̣O̢RͅT̝͢H̢͉ ̢̟P͕͇̭ỌLͅE̶͕̰,̲͙͚̞̣̰ ̳͍̼̕O̗̖̤F̷͇̦͚ͅ ̱̻C͈̗̲̠O͈͕U̕R͖̹̖̼͈̳̲S̳͚͝É̙͔̺̤͈

[i-will-later-regret-this]

I can hear his voice 

[maigredoll]

Same

[chongoblog]

THIS IS THE POLAR EXPRESS

[manicbones]

you know what’s more freeing than killing yourself? running away to a small town and getting a job as a waitress. buying a cheap car and sticking a bed in the back and driving southwest. adopting a cat. learning a new instrument. moving apartments. visiting a friend in another city. chopping all your hair off.

you can kill your current life without dying. you can kill this version of you and make a new one.

maybe I’m just a bipolar sucker for rebirth but sometimes that thought is all that keeps me alive

[pikafem]

pulling a wholesome gone girl > actually killing yourself

[dankest-of-lies]

Reblog this or die.

[hxtml]

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

🍀🌰🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡☀⚡⭐🌠🌕🌔🌓🌒🌰⭐🌱🌿🍀🎆🌋🎇🌠🔮🔔💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💳💳💳💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💰💰💰🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌋🌊🌈🎆🎇🎉🎊🔓🔆🔓💰💸💳🔅📈🏁🍚⬆⬇↕🔄✳✴🌊🌈🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡🌋🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎍💸💸💸✴✳✳✳✳↕↕↕↕🎆🎇🌋✴✳🐇🐸🍀🌰🌱🌼🍀🍀🍀🌻🌺🍀🍀🌿🍀🌰🌱🌿🍀

Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

[paininmyassachusetts]

Fellas, this township is turning into a real clownship.

[technotheow-deactivated20190421]

Me right before being hanged during the salem witch trials

[souryellows]

when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was our duty to arm ourselves and go destroy the eggs, so we armored up in tinfoil and shaving cream ( ????? ) and marched into the woods ready to save the planet. the ‘eggs’ were whole watermelons hidden around the camp and we had to smash them open on trees and rocks and eat the alien fetus/watermelon goo as fast as possible. i cannot emphasis enough the raw joy of digging into a watermelon with your bare hands and stuffing it into your face in the middle of the night in the woods, barely taking time to chew so that you can save the planet from hostile aliens, and i think i became the person i am because of that night.

[bogleech]

me as a camp councelor

[transselkie]

I can not stress this enough but, what the fuck.

[bisexualgambit]

When it’s cold enough to start wearing boots and flannel again and the leaves start changing

[god-of-earthquakes-blog]

The super blood moon rising behind the temple of Poseidon, Athens, Greece.

[helpingg]