Greetings, children.

Welcome to my abode.

[sexytimesonfire]

slide projections

[huffpost]

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

*slow clap it the fuck out*  

[notfinnick-deactivated20201206]

piper is annoying and alex is annoying and larry is the king of annoying. but you know who’s never annoying? poussey. never never never

[toaderload-deactivated20150720]

[tittily]

[sexytimesonfire]

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

[theforce]

Drinking

Sitting down: I’m fine I’m not even drunk these drinks are weak and watered down in this bootleg ass bar wtf Standing up: I need to go home right now immediately

[friendlyangryfeminist]

reactions to single dads: wow so great, so brave. i hear he even brushes his daughter’s HAIR by HIMSELF

reactions to single moms: idk don’t you feel like you’re destroying the very fabric of society

[coldforest]

Isn’t this part of the plotline to les mis

[wasjopara]

*is in solidarity with children who forget to take the chicken out the freezer before their mom comes home*

[ainokiseki]

Character development (S3 || S1)

[tomshardy]

Who killed the world?

[backto5oh5]

My favorite tweet in all of existence

[pr1nceshawn]

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

[renoa-deactivated20180930]

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

[pleatedjeans]

[victini]

IM DEAD AS HELL

[chanel-and-louboutins]

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

[cephalopodvictorious]

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

[bastillearda2018]

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

[erdsthenerds]

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

[paxamericana]

[earthdad]

the look of a champion