be a man, FUCK A JUNIOR.

two more or less batshit insane sophomores at waverly high school and their ~adventures~. (none of which are sexual. we're just sexybeasts.) otherwise known as lena and alice. SHIT JUST GOT REAL

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I'm too good for anal.

Milena

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Make him wear a hat. He can be your Channing Tatum in that write me a letter. With that lady.

Paige

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Time for stalker photos with Milena.

Cassidy

[downlikehoney-deactivated201802]

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It's ten in the morning and Michael is eating a cup of noodles. WELCOME TO WAVERLY

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one of these days i need to record my spanish class, just so the world can known how hilarious maria is.

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i'm not fucking kidding i started tapping out

milena: Hey, Tony, do you like wrestling?

tony: i guess.

milena: ...i'm tapping out.

tony: .. haha, what?

milena: COME ON TONY, I'M TAPPIN' OUT, CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE

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i spent the majority of chemistry class trying desperately to tap out

THAT IS HOW MUCH I COULDN'T TAKE IT

be proud

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Me: oh, hey, it's march!

Paige: ... holy shit.

Me:

Paige: coachella...

me: wow.

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Hi I'm Alice. And I'm a little mermaid addict.

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so cassidy and i are rockin the wifi durng school (ssshhh) and she's on us.asos.com looking at their ~~~mexican rave~~~ collection

it's not good. and also goddamn hilarious.

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Imagine if you could smoke ritalin.

Declan.

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seriously if we don't study enough she calls us pathetic it's pretty funny

Maria: alright, what're cherries?

Class:

Maria:

Class: uh

Maria: didn't anybody study?

Class: uh.

Maria: PATHETIC PATHETIC PATHETIC.

Class: OH UH WAIT WAIT

Maria: Cerezas. Geez.

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Did you know giraffes sometimes travel in bachelor herds? Zebras too."

-Scotty

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also sorry we haven't been posting much, we're busy/lazy. to make up for it, i'll post some stuff from spanish class.

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Alice: this is how he describes his sexuality: I'm gay, but every once in a while I fuck a girl to keep it in balance.

Scotty: ... That's not balance, that's OCD.

Everyone: OH MY GOD

Alice: PUT THAT ON THE BLOG

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SORRY WE'RE SO INACTIVE. Alice and I are lazy bitches. But nothing much is happening! I'll post some quotes from Spanish soon.