How a date at the amusement park with the gang would be?
The Gang on an Amusement Park Date:
- Oh boy heâs happy. As soon as you suggested going to the amusement park he basically jumped into the car. As you two drove to the park, Sal was literally vibrating in his seat with excitement. Even though you canât see his face, you knew he had a huge smile across it.
- Sal isnât a really big fan of big fast rides like roller coasters out of fear that his mask will fall off, but if you want to go on a few big, fast rides he wonât care. Heâll happily wait for you at the exit of the ride. But needless to say, more tame rides are his thing. Heâll be over the moon if you decide to go on the farris wheel or the merry-go-round or those tall swing things.
- Even though Sal does really like the food at the park, Sal will probably pack a picnic, because aesthetic. He probably cooked all your favorite foods and snacks. Of course, he probably asked Larry to help cook these things and with his help, almost set the basement on fire. Lisa probably had to step in and help.
- Sal will probably kiss you at the top of the Ferris wheel, though cheesy. Itâs just something about being hundreds of feet above the world with someone you love that just makes you feel all tingly inside.
- SAL IS A TOTAL GIFT SHOP JUNKIE! He super amazed by literally every little trinket in the gift shop: t-shirts, sunglasses, those little license plates with your name on it, Sal is like super DUPER obsessed with gift shops.
â(Y/N), itâs a koala wearing a shirt with the name of the park on it!â
âSal, Honey, itâs just a stuffed ani-â
- Oh boy get ready. Larry has to go on EVERY. SINGLE. RIDE. in the park. By the end of the day you will be exhausted and wondering if youâre on a date or babysitting a three year old. He literally runs from ride to ride and basically grabs your hand and drags you along. And by every single ride, I mean every single ride. You get side eyes from some parents when he forces you to go on those tiny boats that are meant for six year olds though.
- Even though Larry loves every single ride, his favorite rides are roller coasters because theyâre fast and loud. Heâll practically beg you to go on a roller coaster with him. He understands if you say ânoâ and decide to wait for him to get off, but if you decided to go with him, oh boy. If youâre nervous heâll hold your hand during the ride, but if youâre a thrill seeker like him, heâll scream along with you.
- You know how sometime amusement parks have those places where you can get airbrush tattoos? Well he BEGS you to get matching ones with him. Heâll even let you chose the design and the color, not that that matters to him too much anyway because he gets to match with you. As soon as he gets home he basically busts down Salâs door to show him the tattoo.
- He probably keeps a keep-sake from the whole experience. Usually a ticket stub or maybe a wrapper from one of those super long hot dogs or a trinket from the gift shop, but as long as he has something to remember this day by, heâll be happy. As cheesy as it sounds, Larry keeps keepsakes from your best dates to remember the good times when heâs having a bad day.
- Heâll try to win you a stuffed animal at a carnival game, may I put emphasis on âtryâ. Truth is Larry is TERRIABLE at carnival games. Heâll spend hours just trying to win you some cheap stuffed bear. You may tell him âitâs okayâ and âyou donât really need another stuffed animalâ but this is more than him trying to do something cutesy for you, this is about dignity.
âLarry, Babe, youâve been trying to win that stuffed elephant for the past three hours. Honey it isnât worth it.â
âBabe, Iâm GETTING you that elephant it it doesnât matter HOW long it takes.â
âLarbear, itâs just a stuffed animal-â
â(Y/N) I will literally cut off my toes to win this for you.â
- Iâm sorry did I hear the most aesthetic-ey date ever that Ash is definitely gonna brag about to the guys on Monday? Because thatâs exactly what this is, the most aesthetic-ey date ever thatâs totally gonna make the guys ENVY your relationship forever. She not only does she LOVE amusement parks, but she LOVES being with you and this is just the greatest thing ever.
- She takes a ton of pictures of you. She brings her camera and takes super cute pictures of you guys doing things. Seriously, she acts like a middle aged suburban white mom taking photos for Facebook. All the pictures are cute and she may even buy one a picture frame from the gift shop to keep her favorite in.
- If the amusement park is has characters that walk around it sheâll insist on getting a picture with EVERY SINGLE ONE. It doesnât matter how long the line is or how dark itâs getting, sheâs getting that damn picture of you and that man in a giant dog costume! She literally will make a check list of evey character in the park and will cross them off one by one after she gets a picture with them.
- Have I mentioned that go karts are Ashâs forte? Like not even kidding, this girl knows how to work a damn go kart. If itâs one of those go karts that seats two you already know whose driving. This girl makes all the other riders eat her dust. Part of the reason she goes so fast is to impress you but the other reason is because it really fun!
- If the park has an artist that will draw your picture, you know Ash is gonna beg you to get your pictures drawn. You know that Ash could probably do better than any artist out there but who cares? Ash is ecstatic to get the drawing and almost hugs the artist out of joy when she sees it. Sheâs definitely gonna frame it and hang it in her room.
âHey it looks really good!â
âI love it so much! Iâm gonna hang it on my walls and Iâm gonna be buried with it when I die!â
- Todd is not a really big fan of amusement parks to say the least. Theyâre noisy, messy, dirty, and full of vomit and crying babies. But when you got that look in your eyes after you suggested going to an amusement park, he just couldnât say no.
- At first Todd refuses to go on any rides that could even be considered âmildly fastâ, saying that heâll only stick to the merry-go-round and tea cups, but after you basically drag him onto the tilt-a-whirl, he starts to enjoy it a little bit. He may even expand his horizons and try the scrambler or the drop rides. But no roller coasters, heâs super clear about that.
- Speaking of rides, although it isnât really a ride, Todd loves funhouses. Even though he finds them a little bit unsettling, he still really enjoys them. Thereâs just something super entertaining about getting lost in a mirror maze or looking at yourself in a funhouse mirror. Heâll grab your hand and force you to go through the funhouse like 18 times.
- He probably wins a goldfish at that pin ball game. Heâs super proud when he shows you the clear bag with the little fish swimming inside of it. Thatâs basically the highlight of the night for him and he jokingly refers to the fish as âour childâ. He even lets you name it.
- Todd LOVES fair food. Anything deep fried, chocolate covered, and put on a stick is his favorite. Although heâll pretend like he doesnât really like it you know heâs lying. Heâll complain about âtrans fatsâ and what not while happily munching away on a 12-inch corn dog.
âAll Iâm saying is all this food is super unhealthy! Seriously, Iâm gaining weight just thinking about it!â
âTodd you are literally eating a funnel cake right now.â