Live the Dream in Reality

Call me S, I'm from Sweden. No big deal.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[hellobendykitty]

You can make one here

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[sleepingbeautypink]

same energy

[pancakeke]

and another

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[lovesickallovermybed]

[bigstoops-deactivated20180207]

What fetishes are you into, if any?

attention

[incognitothot]

reciprocation

[sirewordplayj-deactivated202408]

Intellect

[the1movement]

Conversation

[tittysprainkles-deactivated2018]

stable lavish living

[mrlee90-deactivated20200510]

Love and affection…

[what-the-actual-flip-heck]

Money

[shikostuff]

[aubreylou22-deactivated20180412]

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

being mentally ill + suicidal at a young age (before 18) is. strange, because you grow up with this idea that one day you’ll finally snap, turn off, be brave enough to kill yourself, so you don’t really plan for the future. adulthood- further life, it isn’t for you, nor do you feel included within the future of it. it isn’t.. it isn’t part of your life plan.

and then before you know it you’re 18 and you’re an adult but you never thought you’d get this far and sure it’s great that you’re still alive you guess but also. you feel so alone + lost in a world you never expected or planned to be a part of.

[babzgordon]

#your 20s is picking up the pieces and trying to play catch-up with ppl who had a plan (via merovingiens)

[celestri4l-deactivated20260531]

It’s been put into words

[historical-nonfiction]

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

[some-like-it-luke-warm]

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know

[queenciityconfidential]

The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious 

[przybyla]

I thought this said living was a waste of energy and was like amen

[queenciityconfidential]

That too

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

[djfrenchoniondip-deactivated202]

Time to fuck a blender

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

wait no

[powerfulviolet24]

Who needs cocaine when human emotions can fuck you up just the same

Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces (check your Sun/Moon sign)

[tevruden]

[x]

[angelwalking]

#get with the program the new humor is benevolent surrealism (x)

[agentsnark]

I always wanted to know what to call it.

[froborr]

This is something I’ve been meaning to talk about, and I may do a full blog post at some point, but here’s a capsule version:

The Benign Violation Theory of humor, which is probably the best one out there, suggests that something is perceived as funny when it is simultaneously perceived as violating how the world “should” work and as benign. Something like the “gun” meme, for example, is funny because it violates our sense of how a joke should progress, and at the same time it’s harmless. 

Racist/sexist/etc shock humor violates our sense of how the world work–in either a “that’s not true!” or “you’re not allowed to say that!” way–and therefore whether you find it funny is based on whether you find it benign, which is to say either you think it’s harmless or you don’t care about the people it harms. (This is the root of the punch up/kick down distinction–jokes that punch up are funnier than jokes that kick down because the people they target are less vulnerable and therefore less likely to experience harm.)

So yes, science agrees that if you think racist jokes are funny, the reason is that you don’t care about the feelings of the people the joke is about. There’s a word for that.

[sfromsweden]

me: I'm so cute

me 15 mins later: I hate myself

[kevkinghorn]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]