daily dose of faux affliction

ellie🐾

[sh3epishwolves]

intro (≧◡≦) ♡

🎭🪩

hi!.. my name is ellie. or you can call me evangeline. (eva or angel are also nicknames i like ♡︎)

things about me: i love drawing so ill probably post that here, i read fanfic like its my full time job, im a patd! addict, i like playing guitar, i have an unhealthy obsession with ryan ross, and i love my friends. ꨄ

this blog will mostly be me ranting or shitposting. however, i may possibly practice writing fanfic.. no promises that it'll be good (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

alsoo.. dni if u cant handle my freak.. i love ddne, nsfw, all that jazz🖤 however i do not fuck with vomit, scat, or anything along those lines. piss is acceptable to a certain extent its just not really my thing unfortunately.

bands/artists i like: p!atd.. obviously.. fob, mcr, tyv, paramore, weezer, mitski, laufey, beabadoobee, nsn, tv girl, and more i probably am forgetting about.. i am trying to broaden my music taste, so bands i'm trying to get into are: ptv, a heartwell ending, zberg, the hush sound, the dresden dolls, sws, blink-182, and more if u guys have any recs..🎼

shows/movies/media: youtubers i really like are kubz scouts, (jake webber but lowk not rlly bc i heard hes problematic) and thats lowk it i dont watch youtube😭😭 shows i really like are arcane, the owl house, saiki k, + a lot of other anime (jjk, mha, apothecary diaries, death note, dandadan just to name a few). movies i really enjoy are the rocky horror picture show, a silent voice, live in denver (its an hour long basically a movie), the twilight saga (DONT JUDGE), karate kid specifically the 1984 one, anything ghibli, the black phone 1 & 2 and probably more but again.. i lowk dont watch stuff..

i also like being a kitty/puppy. IM NOT A FURRY. i promise🤍

k!nks: pet play, somno, cnc, mild bondage, masochism, degradation, praise, plus i love being a brat sometimes🐾

also feel free to talk to me through my asks (translation: PLEASE TALK TO ME)🖤 if you choose to be an anon and choose and emoji ill create a list here. anon asks will be answered with #ellie answers anon __ ask or #eva answers anon __ ask☆

posts about the stupid shit that happens in my life or what i'm thinking about will be tagged with #ellie has brain worms

posts containing stuff about kitty or puppy stuff will be tagged with #ellie is a kitty or #ellie is a puppy. depends on how im feeling that day🐾

previous usernames: b3achb0nez

[sh3epishwolves]

GUYS MY FAVORITE TUTOR GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND HES GETTING FUCKING STITCHES??? HOWARD NOO. F IN THR CHAT FOR HOWARD OMFG NOW IM STUCK WOTH THE PEDOPHILE ONE.

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

Finally watching Obsession. I'll report back.

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

I hate male protagonists.

[sh3epishwolves]

SO REAL😭 i literally hate media illiterate ppl bc i saw a tweet of this guy who texted his gf saying they'd be bear and nikki.. BOI HE RAPED HER THE WHOLE MOVIE.

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

She begged to be killed and he left her ass shaking and crying there because she said something about never loving him. LOL Weak ass petty bitch. Sat there and watched that other girl (Sasha? I think?) get BLUDGEONED TO DEATH and didn't even try do shit. Sat there and watched. I can't deal with his lame ass.

[sh3epishwolves]

LITERALLY like he wasnt with nikki the whole time and when she wants to die bc she did NOT want that he said "whats so bad about dating me" BOI ITS NOT ABOUT U. and he literally HELPED her with sarah's body. i cant with bear🫩

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

Finally watching Obsession. I'll report back.

[cannibalisticvoyeurism]

I hate male protagonists.

[sh3epishwolves]

SO REAL😭 i literally hate media illiterate ppl bc i saw a tweet of this guy who texted his gf saying they'd be bear and nikki.. BOI HE RAPED HER THE WHOLE MOVIE.

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just remembered that my mom wanted to name me Gerardean, by mixing my grandpa on her side and my grandpa on dad's side's names together. Y'all. I was almost named the gay ship name of my grandpas. We very nearly missed my own personal tragedeigh.

[sh3epishwolves]

why did she have the bella swan mindset 😭😭 combining edward's mom's name and her mom's name into renesmee😭😭

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

I don't know😭😭 she also wanted my middle name to be the respective grandmother names mixed so I would have been gay-ship lesbian-ship last-name

Like WHAT

[sh3epishwolves]

LMFAO😭😭

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just remembered that my mom wanted to name me Gerardean, by mixing my grandpa on her side and my grandpa on dad's side's names together. Y'all. I was almost named the gay ship name of my grandpas. We very nearly missed my own personal tragedeigh.

[sh3epishwolves]

why did she have the bella swan mindset 😭😭 combining edward's mom's name and her mom's name into renesmee😭😭

[ryaniskneelinginmybathtub]

what fic should I prioritize writing

bratty bottom Bren x reader smut (request)

one sided kink exploration joncer (request)

Reinvent Love (long fic)

Hotel Bella Muerte (coming soon)

all the other requests I haven't gotten to

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

I seriously need some help people help now

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just gonna reblog this because yeah

[sh3epishwolves]

you should prioritize the wonderful ryden idea i gave you of tyv!ryan and v&v!bdon👀

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Yes yes yes yes I will do that too I just have a long writing que so i'm trying to decide what the people want more

[sh3epishwolves]

okokok im sooo excited🙈🙈

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

This is why I love writing fanfic apparently people like my fanfic I didn't know that

[sh3epishwolves]

if fanfic was a food id be an obese fat chud🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

I like this metaphor so much omg

[sh3epishwolves]

and who said shakespeare is dead..

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Ahem

[sh3epishwolves]

amazing.fantastic.wonderful.

i also saw a video of someone talking about how ryan ross is 39 and way too old to crack or something and someone's repost said "even if the candy wrapper is wrinkled the candy is still sweet inside" and that genuinely made my day🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Oh my god me and the husband were talking about Twink death he said Twink death was 27 and I was like fam no. I showed him what Gerard way looked like at 36 and he was baffled. Then he saw Dallon weekes who is 45 rn. He changed his mind. Idk that reminded me of this wow #the candy is always sweet stop joking

[sh3epishwolves]

YES OMFG like frank iero and ryan ross AND brendon urie rn at this very moment in this present day actually make me feel like this picture

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

LMAO YES I've never felt more connected to one photo before in my life lol literally they're all so perfect idc. Some people just don't know culture when they see it

[sh3epishwolves]

LITERALLY OMG. all my friends irl think ryan ross is the ugliest man theyve ever laid their eyes on and i genuinely was going crazy like WHATTT.. how could u ever think hes ugly.. im so glad he brought the rybob back ngl its sooo cute!! hes actually such a fashionista i love it

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Omg the rybob yes I need it okay he's amazingggg my husband makes fun of Brendon's current hair omg it's so funny tho. I don't get how anyone thinks these boys are ugly 😔

[sh3epishwolves]

exactly. i think the only people who have really survived twink death are dallon and ryan.. and i have photo evidence😛😛

THIS MF STILL SKINNY ASF genuinely ive seen people say hes their thinspo😭😭

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

RAHHHHH omg I can't don't just go flashing that thing around you gave me a heart attack 😍😍

Ry is perfect idc just look at him. He's my inspo omg I bought sooo much Ryan Ross clothes on DEPOP it's not even funny

[sh3epishwolves]

real real real and real🤍

[ryaniskneelinginmybathtub]

what fic should I prioritize writing

bratty bottom Bren x reader smut (request)

one sided kink exploration joncer (request)

Reinvent Love (long fic)

Hotel Bella Muerte (coming soon)

all the other requests I haven't gotten to

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

I seriously need some help people help now

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just gonna reblog this because yeah

[sh3epishwolves]

you should prioritize the wonderful ryden idea i gave you of tyv!ryan and v&v!bdon👀

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Yes yes yes yes I will do that too I just have a long writing que so i'm trying to decide what the people want more

[sh3epishwolves]

okokok im sooo excited🙈🙈

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

This is why I love writing fanfic apparently people like my fanfic I didn't know that

[sh3epishwolves]

if fanfic was a food id be an obese fat chud🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

I like this metaphor so much omg

[sh3epishwolves]

and who said shakespeare is dead..

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Ahem

[sh3epishwolves]

amazing.fantastic.wonderful.

i also saw a video of someone talking about how ryan ross is 39 and way too old to crack or something and someone's repost said "even if the candy wrapper is wrinkled the candy is still sweet inside" and that genuinely made my day🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Oh my god me and the husband were talking about Twink death he said Twink death was 27 and I was like fam no. I showed him what Gerard way looked like at 36 and he was baffled. Then he saw Dallon weekes who is 45 rn. He changed his mind. Idk that reminded me of this wow #the candy is always sweet stop joking

[sh3epishwolves]

YES OMFG like frank iero and ryan ross AND brendon urie rn at this very moment in this present day actually make me feel like this picture

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

LMAO YES I've never felt more connected to one photo before in my life lol literally they're all so perfect idc. Some people just don't know culture when they see it

[sh3epishwolves]

LITERALLY OMG. all my friends irl think ryan ross is the ugliest man theyve ever laid their eyes on and i genuinely was going crazy like WHATTT.. how could u ever think hes ugly.. im so glad he brought the rybob back ngl its sooo cute!! hes actually such a fashionista i love it

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Omg the rybob yes I need it okay he's amazingggg my husband makes fun of Brendon's current hair omg it's so funny tho. I don't get how anyone thinks these boys are ugly 😔

[sh3epishwolves]

exactly. i think the only people who have really survived twink death are dallon and ryan.. and i have photo evidence😛😛

THIS MF STILL SKINNY ASF genuinely ive seen people say hes their thinspo😭😭

[ryaniskneelinginmybathtub]

what fic should I prioritize writing

bratty bottom Bren x reader smut (request)

one sided kink exploration joncer (request)

Reinvent Love (long fic)

Hotel Bella Muerte (coming soon)

all the other requests I haven't gotten to

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

I seriously need some help people help now

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just gonna reblog this because yeah

[sh3epishwolves]

you should prioritize the wonderful ryden idea i gave you of tyv!ryan and v&v!bdon👀

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Yes yes yes yes I will do that too I just have a long writing que so i'm trying to decide what the people want more

[sh3epishwolves]

okokok im sooo excited🙈🙈

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

This is why I love writing fanfic apparently people like my fanfic I didn't know that

[sh3epishwolves]

if fanfic was a food id be an obese fat chud🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

I like this metaphor so much omg

[sh3epishwolves]

and who said shakespeare is dead..

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Ahem

[sh3epishwolves]

amazing.fantastic.wonderful.

i also saw a video of someone talking about how ryan ross is 39 and way too old to crack or something and someone's repost said "even if the candy wrapper is wrinkled the candy is still sweet inside" and that genuinely made my day🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Oh my god me and the husband were talking about Twink death he said Twink death was 27 and I was like fam no. I showed him what Gerard way looked like at 36 and he was baffled. Then he saw Dallon weekes who is 45 rn. He changed his mind. Idk that reminded me of this wow #the candy is always sweet stop joking

[sh3epishwolves]

YES OMFG like frank iero and ryan ross AND brendon urie rn at this very moment in this present day actually make me feel like this picture

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

LMAO YES I've never felt more connected to one photo before in my life lol literally they're all so perfect idc. Some people just don't know culture when they see it

[sh3epishwolves]

LITERALLY OMG. all my friends irl think ryan ross is the ugliest man theyve ever laid their eyes on and i genuinely was going crazy like WHATTT.. how could u ever think hes ugly.. im so glad he brought the rybob back ngl its sooo cute!! hes actually such a fashionista i love it

[ryaniskneelinginmybathtub]

what fic should I prioritize writing

bratty bottom Bren x reader smut (request)

one sided kink exploration joncer (request)

Reinvent Love (long fic)

Hotel Bella Muerte (coming soon)

all the other requests I haven't gotten to

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

I seriously need some help people help now

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just gonna reblog this because yeah

[sh3epishwolves]

you should prioritize the wonderful ryden idea i gave you of tyv!ryan and v&v!bdon👀

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Yes yes yes yes I will do that too I just have a long writing que so i'm trying to decide what the people want more

[sh3epishwolves]

okokok im sooo excited🙈🙈

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

This is why I love writing fanfic apparently people like my fanfic I didn't know that

[sh3epishwolves]

if fanfic was a food id be an obese fat chud🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

I like this metaphor so much omg

[sh3epishwolves]

and who said shakespeare is dead..

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Ahem

[sh3epishwolves]

amazing.fantastic.wonderful.

i also saw a video of someone talking about how ryan ross is 39 and way too old to crack or something and someone's repost said "even if the candy wrapper is wrinkled the candy is still sweet inside" and that genuinely made my day🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Oh my god me and the husband were talking about Twink death he said Twink death was 27 and I was like fam no. I showed him what Gerard way looked like at 36 and he was baffled. Then he saw Dallon weekes who is 45 rn. He changed his mind. Idk that reminded me of this wow #the candy is always sweet stop joking

[sh3epishwolves]

YES OMFG like frank iero and ryan ross AND brendon urie rn at this very moment in this present day actually make me feel like this picture

[ryaniskneelinginmybathtub]

what fic should I prioritize writing

bratty bottom Bren x reader smut (request)

one sided kink exploration joncer (request)

Reinvent Love (long fic)

Hotel Bella Muerte (coming soon)

all the other requests I haven't gotten to

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

I seriously need some help people help now

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just gonna reblog this because yeah

[sh3epishwolves]

you should prioritize the wonderful ryden idea i gave you of tyv!ryan and v&v!bdon👀

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Yes yes yes yes I will do that too I just have a long writing que so i'm trying to decide what the people want more

[sh3epishwolves]

okokok im sooo excited🙈🙈

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

This is why I love writing fanfic apparently people like my fanfic I didn't know that

[sh3epishwolves]

if fanfic was a food id be an obese fat chud🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

I like this metaphor so much omg

[sh3epishwolves]

and who said shakespeare is dead..

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Ahem

[sh3epishwolves]

amazing.fantastic.wonderful.

i also saw a video of someone talking about how ryan ross is 39 and way too old to crack or something and someone's repost said "even if the candy wrapper is wrinkled the candy is still sweet inside" and that genuinely made my day🤍

[ryaniskneelinginmybathtub]

what fic should I prioritize writing

bratty bottom Bren x reader smut (request)

one sided kink exploration joncer (request)

Reinvent Love (long fic)

Hotel Bella Muerte (coming soon)

all the other requests I haven't gotten to

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

I seriously need some help people help now

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just gonna reblog this because yeah

[sh3epishwolves]

you should prioritize the wonderful ryden idea i gave you of tyv!ryan and v&v!bdon👀

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Yes yes yes yes I will do that too I just have a long writing que so i'm trying to decide what the people want more

[sh3epishwolves]

okokok im sooo excited🙈🙈

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

This is why I love writing fanfic apparently people like my fanfic I didn't know that

[sh3epishwolves]

if fanfic was a food id be an obese fat chud🤍

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

I like this metaphor so much omg

[sh3epishwolves]

and who said shakespeare is dead..

[ryaniskneelinginmybathtub]

what fic should I prioritize writing

bratty bottom Bren x reader smut (request)

one sided kink exploration joncer (request)

Reinvent Love (long fic)

Hotel Bella Muerte (coming soon)

all the other requests I haven't gotten to

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

I seriously need some help people help now

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just gonna reblog this because yeah

[sh3epishwolves]

you should prioritize the wonderful ryden idea i gave you of tyv!ryan and v&v!bdon👀

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Yes yes yes yes I will do that too I just have a long writing que so i'm trying to decide what the people want more

[sh3epishwolves]

okokok im sooo excited🙈🙈

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

This is why I love writing fanfic apparently people like my fanfic I didn't know that

[sh3epishwolves]

if fanfic was a food id be an obese fat chud🤍

[ryaniskneelinginmybathtub]

what fic should I prioritize writing

bratty bottom Bren x reader smut (request)

one sided kink exploration joncer (request)

Reinvent Love (long fic)

Hotel Bella Muerte (coming soon)

all the other requests I haven't gotten to

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

I seriously need some help people help now

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just gonna reblog this because yeah

[sh3epishwolves]

you should prioritize the wonderful ryden idea i gave you of tyv!ryan and v&v!bdon👀

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Yes yes yes yes I will do that too I just have a long writing que so i'm trying to decide what the people want more

[sh3epishwolves]

okokok im sooo excited🙈🙈

[ryaniskneelinginmybathtub]

what fic should I prioritize writing

bratty bottom Bren x reader smut (request)

one sided kink exploration joncer (request)

Reinvent Love (long fic)

Hotel Bella Muerte (coming soon)

all the other requests I haven't gotten to

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

I seriously need some help people help now

[m1ndfuck3d4ndt0uchst4rv3d]

Just gonna reblog this because yeah

[sh3epishwolves]

you should prioritize the wonderful ryden idea i gave you of tyv!ryan and v&v!bdon👀

[sh3epishwolves]

i need someone to explain to me the hype about wentzross.. i feel like it kinda grossed me out bc pete really did groom ryan irl but.. idk if theres anything im missing i need an explanation..

[frankwentmissing]

went commando👀👀 oh nooo i hope nobody touches me in my sleep👀👀👀👀 oh nooo👀👀👀