Alien: “You bonded with the ship’s cleaning drone?”
Human: “His name is Kevin.”
Alien: “It’s an emotionless tool.”
Human: “HE IS A HARD-WORKING SINGLE FATHER OF THREE.”
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Alien: “You bonded with the ship’s cleaning drone?”
Human: “His name is Kevin.”
Alien: “It’s an emotionless tool.”
Human: “HE IS A HARD-WORKING SINGLE FATHER OF THREE.”
Girlhood is trying to figure out which fictional man you wanna read a fic abt before bed
Tomodachi;Living the Dream update:
Bitsy and Yondu are married
babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world
Happy Women’s History Month!! (and belated international Women’s Day). I loved this edit I saw with Avatar women so I wanted to post/share bc I love all the women characters bc they are sooo tea in their own wayyy☺️!!
SPOLIERS GOT BG3!!!
So I have had Baldurs Gate for a while and have been playing my first Durge with a friend and JUST got to the part with Gortash at his ceremony to become arch duke, and how we find out the whole plot behind us being a Bhalspawn and how we basically orchestrated the whole absolute plot.
Was I the only one who felt like gortash was happy to see you like, yes he knows us but as a fem durge I got long lost crazy lovers vibes and he was a little saddened at the fact that I had lost my memories, and that Orin had basically take my place.
The vibes are so good I honestly wish you had some sort of romance scenes with him as a durge, like evil lovers becoming reacquainted, idk that’s my thoughts I’m still playing through so no spoilers for the end, BYE!
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when the fic has 10k+ words, fluff, angst, smut right at the end, friends to lovers, character who’s down bad for reader, AND Y/N DOESNT ACT LIKE A CHILD
This is literally them.
This made me laugh way too hard
when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute
So I finished my first play throigh of Dragon Age: Veilguard and all I can say is……FUCK THAT EGG
The ideal household has three people in it: one who would rather cook for three than ever have to do laundry or dishes, one who would rather do three peoples' dishes than ever have to cook or do laundry, and one who would rather do three peoples' laundry than ever have to cook or wash dishes.
It’s cook. I would rather cook tbh
Me when y/n is acting like a little fucking child for male validation
Thor: Did you have to stab them?
Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Thor: What did they say?
Loki: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Thor: That’s fair.
when i’m reading an ‘x reader’ and he calls me his pretty girl
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Fanart between comms (*‘ω‘ *)