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SHARO Personal sideblog I draw sometimes. Main blogs in links below.

[dontbemeanplease]

❤ cute charm ❤

[racialized]

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

[itsnotloveifitsjust]

Fandom:      DRRR!! Pairing:        Sharaku Eijirou/Slon Rating:         @shaaro crying Gift:             @shaaro i’m so sorry Tags:            Baras crying, Songfic, this was meant to be a joke omg, Breakups, this is basically all eijirou but jfc why, Texting, Angst, Summary:    There was no closure, and no yelling. It wasn’t a breakup, right?

No, it was. It was just a piece of shit breakup that made no fucking sense.

(fun artwork of happier times here)

[itsnotloveifitsjust]

Eijislonk is such a pure and kinky ship.

[shaa-ro]

I'm quitting tumblr altogether.

[shaa-ro]

Calling the drrr fandom out why is Eijirou still so underrated

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who have actually served in the military don’t generally tend to associate the term “military-grade” with premium quality

[thenatsdorf]

Sleepy blep.

[thenatsdorf]

“Just keep your eye on the ball, son.” [video]

[corsolanite]

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[meteor-falls]

[funrussianwords]

ебать (strong language)

еба́ть - (1) кого́-л. to fuck someone, (2) кого́-л. said when someone cares about something/has to do with something; worry, concern (someone is the object), (3) to understand, to know

(1) он уже́ давно́ её ебёт he’s been fucking her for a long time now (2) - понима́ешь, я про́сто… - а меня́ не ебёт! ты до́лжен был всё сде́лать во́время! - you see, i just… - i don’t care, you were supposed to do everything in time! (3) - дорого́й, а как э́то включи́ть? - а я ебу́? - honey, how do i turn this on? - do you think i know how to do it?

еба́ться - to fuck each other (no direct object), с кем-л. “with” someone

они́ уже́ давно́ ебу́тся they’ve been fucking for a long time он уже́ давно́ ебётся с ней he’s been fucking [with] her for a long time

вы́ебать - perfective from ебать

въеба́ть - to skip

дава́й въебём ле́кцию? let’s skip the lecture

въеба́ться - to run into or to collide with

представля́ешь, он на маши́не въеба́лся в де́рево can you imagine, he drove into a tree

проеба́ть - (1) to lose an object, (2) to miss an opportunity, (3) to “lose” a person (meaning you’d done something and the person left you)

(1) я куда́-то проеба́л ключи́ i lost my keys somewhere (2) таку́ю возмо́жность проеба́л! i missed such an opportunity!

уеба́ть - (1) кому́-л. по чему́-л. чем-л. to punch, to hit (2) to leave promptly (usually because it’s dangerous to stay), in the imperative can be used as a threat: “leave, or else”

(2) уёбывай отсю́да, кло́ун get lost, clown

съеба́ть / съеба́ться - same as (2) above

заеба́ть - кого́-л. (с) чем-л. to annoy a lot, to pester

заеба́ла ты меня́ уже́ (со) свои́ми обо́ями! i’ve had enough of your wallpaper! [meaning you’ve talked about wallpaper for way too long and i’m tired of it beyond reason; свой here doesn’t literally mean the wallpaper belongs to you, but rather is used to intensify]

заеба́ться - с чем-л. to be tired (of something)

заеба́лся я уже́ с э́той рабо́той i’ve had enough of this job

еба́ть мо́зг / еба́ть мозги́ - кому́-л. to get on someone’s nerves

доеба́ться - (1) до кого́-л. с чем-л. to annoy someone with a lot of stupid questions, remarks, requests, etc, (2) до чего́-л. to pay extensive attention/criticise something that someone has and thus annoy them

(1) чего́ ты доеба́лась до меня́ со свои́ми о́кнами? починю́ я их, починю́ why won’t you stop bothering me with the windows? i will fix them, alright? [here свой doesn’t necessarily mean the windows are hers] (2) чего́ ты до сви́тера-то доеба́лась? норма́льный у него́ цвет why won’t you stop criticising my jumper? its colour is alright

приеба́ться - к чему́-л. same as (2) above

отъеба́ться - от кого́-л. to stop doing the above

наеба́ть - кого́-л. to trick or fool someone (на + a sum/number = someone tricked you to pay them a certain amount of money)

оказа́лось, что он меня́ наеба́л. никако́й он не миллионе́р. it turns out he lied to me. he’s not a millionare. в магази́не меня́ наеба́ли на 300 рубле́й they charged me extra 300 rubles in the shop (unnecessarily)

подъеба́ть - кого́-л. to make a cruel-but-friendly joke(s) about someone, to call someone names, to make fun of, to troll (usually friendly/non-negative connotation)

объеба́ться - чем-л. to be under the influence of drugs (considerably)

поеба́ть - said about someone who doesn’t care about something

- ты чай бу́дешь чёрный или зелёный? да мне поеба́ть, гла́вное - горя́чий… - will you have black or green tea? - i don’t care as long as it’s hot…

ебану́ться - (1) to completely lose your mind, to go crazy, (2) as an interjection, meaning something is impressive because it seems unreal (big in size, like a lot of work, etc)

(1) ты совсе́м, что ли, ебану́лся? прекрати́ есть кре́сло! are you out of your mind? stop eating the chair! (2) и ты сам э́то всё сде́лал? ебану́ться! so you’ve done everything by yourself? wicked!

ёбнуть - кого́-л. по чему́-л чем-л. to punch someone, to hit

ёбнуться - (1) чем-л. обо что-л. to accidentally knock against something (steady) and hurt yourself (2) с чего́-л. to fall (from somewhere)

(1) я ёбнулся ло́ктем об у́гол i [accidentally] hit the corner with my elbow [and now it hurts] (2) он ёбнулся со сту́ла he fell down from a chair

ебану́тый / ёбнутый - completely mad, because careless, weird, or irrational

вы́ебнуться - to try to draw attention to yourself by doing something you think is incredibly witty/clever/cool/hard/complicated (which usually isn’t really and makes everyone annoyed)

ну что, дово́лен, что вы́ебнулся свои́ми зна́ниями? so, are you glad you showed off your knowledge?

выёбываться - the imperfective of the above, (seem to me that) it has an even more negative connotation

шароёбиться - to walk around aimlessly (usually по чему-л.)

мы три часа́ вчера́ шароёбились по магази́нам, но так ничего́ и не купи́ли we spent three hours in different shops in vain, and didn’t get ourselves anything

all of the following words mean “moron”, “idiot” and such: долбоёб ебла́н уеба́н уёбок уёбище - can also mean (and more often than not it does) “a repuslive, ugly, unpleasant person”

all of the following words mean either “face” or “mouth”: еба́ло ебло́ еба́льник

ебеня́ / ебени́ща - a remote place, somewhere far away from the centre (of the country, of the city, etc), the suburbs, a village

е́бля - the act or fact of fucking

заёб - something weird a person believes in, wants, demands that everyone does, etc

не бу́ду я класть чесно́к на компью́тер! что у тебя́ за заёбы таки́е? i won’t put garlic on my computer! why do you have such weird ideas?

ёбарь / ёбырь [fuckbuddy] - a man who fucks someone (usually meaning a boyfriend)

ви́дела её но́вого ёбыря уже́? have you seen her new boyfriend yet?

ёбаный - bad, really annoying

когда́ э́тот ёбаный дождь зако́нчится? я погуля́ть хочу́ when will this fucking rain end? i want to go for a walk

заеба́тый - really good

посмотри́, како́й у меня́ заеба́тый но́вый плащ look at my amazing new raincoat

невъебе́нный - same as above

заеби́сь - great

вчера́ пого́да была́ заеби́сь the weather yesterday was amazing в э́том пла́тье она́ вы́глядела заеби́сь she looked great in that dress

all of the following can be used as exclamations meaning you’re impressed, surprised, etc: еба́ть! ёб твою́ мать! ёпт! еба́ть-колоти́ть!

ёбаный стыд [fucking shame] - an exclamation meaning you think someone did something incredibly dumb

[languagesundsuch]

This is the kind of Russian content I like to see. Everybody go follow to OP @funrussianwords they are amazing.

[languagetrash]

agreed @langblrlinguistics

[bodrost]

as long as I remember nobody says въебать meaning “to skip something”. we used to say “ давай проебём лекцию”.

plus, there are two ways to pronounce and spell the word ёбаный. the second one is еба́ный and I like this one much more.

[bodrost]

oh, and there is also the word “въёбывать” which means “to work hard”

[funrussianwords]

thanks for the additional info!

swearwords depend on where you are from to some extent.

[soleilarchive-deactivated201902]

Alexithymia

n. The inability to verbalize your emotions or lack of emotional response. Difficulty in experiencing, expressing, and describing emotion. A failure to express feelings either verbally or non-verbally, especially when talking about issues that would normally require an emotional response. Poor modulation of feelings, significantly reduced intensity in emotional expression. (via bonvivantx)

[mockwa]

Московское метро 1980-е

[tastefullyoffensive]

For those on the East Coast, this may come in handy. (via LookBermuda) 

[thebeautyofrussia]

Moscow

Dmitry Chistoprudov

[sovietreality-blog]

I don’t think non-soviet people will understand this from first sight… but, since any electronics in Soviet Union were super expensive, the vacuum cleaners were one of those. So instead of vacuuming the carpets, people were taking them out outside and beat them with special “vibivalka” that looked kind of like a tennis racquet but was plastic. Usually if the carpet wasnt heavy, it was one fo the kids chores to do. I did it, my neighborhood friends did it and for a few hours after beating the carpet, you would sneeze non-stop. Oh the life in Soviet Union.