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State Department official calls for pre-crime approach to combat "far-left terrorists" to prevent "plots before they happen."

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marciaillust

my whole life i lived in a world where "cream" and "soured cream" existed and the difference between them was crystal clear right there in the name, but embarrassingly recently i learned that in my native language aka polish there is no "cream/soured cream" really there's. "śmietana" and "śmietanKA" which translate to "cream" and "small cream"

[yeah yeah in spoken language we do say sour cream, other polish people proszę się nie przypierdalać okej, but I'm talking about the actual product in the store ok none of that shit ever calls itself "soured cream" apart from that one brand that calls itself soured cream in english] anyway knowing which one is which is NOT the issue actually. it's just that. I have a book of handwritten recipes that I collected over the years from different sources and because I was the one writing them down EVERY SINGLE RECIPIE CALLS FOR SOUR CREAM BECAUSE I WAS CALLING EVERYTHING ŚMIETANA

I DIDNT KNOW ŚMIETNA AND ŚMIETANKA ARE DIFFERENT I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE BEING CUTE. I THOUGHT THEY CAME IN SMALL CONTAINERS WHICH IS WHY PEOPLE CALL IT ITSY BITSY CUTIE CREAM OK

HOW DO I MAKE THIS CHICKEN DISH

marciaillust

i have purchased both types of cream. i shall learn which one is the right one for this chicken today

marciaillust

fellas they're both good

dughole

i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger

frankiedotbiz

TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

nitw

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

melonfacade

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jilli1205

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corp's recent attack on two Amazon data centers marks the fourth such attack since the war began.

Looks like Iran is turning into having a rattlesnake by the neck for poor old incompetent America under the Trumpanzee regime.

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sr-roto

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dissociache

glad he didn't overreact

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If you’re an Iranian soldier and die, the government recognises how you’re a immortal martyred hero

If you’re an American soldier in Operation Epstein fury they talk about how you are a Quirk Chungus who loved brands

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Getting blown up by a Shahed and they start talking about how you had a ridge wallet, a Gamer Supps subscription, loved your Raycon headphones and accumulated 6k worth of credit card debt playing raid shadow legends

db-1986

Republicans would absolutely lose their shit and demand his head. It's like how they freaked out when they found out Biden used an autopen, dispite every president using one since it was invented, including Trump. Their hypocrisy is insane and should be a case study.